reverse swallowing syndrome

Reverse Swallowing Syndrome, aka RSS or RSD, is a rare condition where when you try to swallow something, you end up spitting it everywhere. If you want to swallow something, you have to act like you're about to spit it out. It's a rare condition happening to 1 in a million people. Often you'll forget you have it and get in trouble

Person 1: Dude, what the fuck!? Why did you just spit your Mountain Dew all over me?

Person 2: Sorry, I have Reverse Swallowing Syndrome
Person 1: That's bullshit, there's no such thing
Person 2: Ableist!! Look it up idiot

by bigballs_cheeseman42069ballZ March 10, 2024

cross swallowing

cross swallowing is when a male ejaculates semen and piss at the same time into a females mouth.

That girl Ashley was cross swallowing last night!

by marcstrokesmith June 8, 2024

Barn Swallow

Small town nobody who is willing to blow half the surrounding 3 counties for drugs.

I just found out my best friend is a barn swallow. How do I get them help?

by HalfNutt420 June 29, 2024

Secre Swallowtail

Secre Swallowtail

secre swallowtail
secreswallowtail

by secre swallowtail February 27, 2025

Suicide Swallow

The cum shot during deep throating that causes you to almost choke to death.

When someone chokes on cum and cock while deep throating and almost dies.

"My wife almost died on that suicide swallow."

"I hooked up with a suicide swallower and she turned blue."

"She said she could take a load and died for the suicide swallow."

by AshLo907 April 18, 2025

that doesn't swallow

An even worse version of "that sucks". an abbreviation of "that sucks and doesn't swallow.

Friend: I just lost power at my place

You: Damn that doesn't swallow.

by Zen Warrior September 7, 2021

Pop Pop Swallow

Actions of a pill-head.

A person who smokes goes “puff puff pass.” A person who takes pills goes “pop pop swallow.”

by Palmtree18 December 17, 2021