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Gash smashing

The rubbing of two vaginas together vigorously.
"Did you and Chloe get together?"

"Fuck yeah, we had a mad as gash smashing sesh"
by BootypipeSucker January 12, 2015
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Negate the Smash

To initiate sexual intercourse with a woman. It also can mean to have sexual advances rejected by a woman.
Its Friday night I'm about to negate the smash on this hoe.

Damn i was trying hard and bitch was negating my smash
by Matthew Walsh March 18, 2008
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Fat Smash

Another term for when you go poop.
I'm about to have a fat smash!
by majorbro November 12, 2010
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Boner Smash

verb/interjection.

A strange, malicious and supremely homo-erotic act perpetrated by teenagers in a certain Cleveland, OH all-boy academy. A boner smash involves one teenager quickly extending a sharp thrusted hand into the erect penis of another while shouting "BONER SMASH!!!!"

This puzzling action has recently come under much scrutiny:

Why would a person be walking around with a visible hard-on at an all boys school?
What would compel one to want to touch, much less mangle, another person's engorged unit?

Boner smashing can be viewed as a more extreme, and more questionable, version of "Nut Tapping," another Cleveland phenomenon.

Many surmise that this action is a strong confirmation of the supreme gayety of all parties involved.
ex. "Hey, there's S-Petro. A boner? NICE!! I'll take care of that!"
*walks over to S-Petro*
"BONER SMASH!!!"
*sharply thrusts outstretched palm into S-Petro's groin, S-Petro doubles over and groans, effete laughter ensues*
by Real Heady Krizlo September 27, 2005
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guild smash

When a guild decides to take a break or call it quits.
"Hey Chris did you read about the guild smash post?"

"Yea Im server transferring tomorrow."
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smashing the haddock

masterbating furiously
jimmy was smashing the haddock like it was going out of style
by maffe24 September 9, 2011
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