shat

Best group ever

1.Group who rocks, made songs called: i got a boner and i wanna bone her, lick my balls then my ass, band whore, i fuck my pillow, wht the fuck do you think christina aguilara is doing right now?, i threw up on her cunt, early morning hard on, and countless other classics

2. past tense of "SHIT"

3. censored way of saying "shit"

4. stuff

5. abbreviation of William Shatner

1. SHAT is the greatest group ever, listen to the best of shat at barnsandnoble.com

by matt January 7, 2004

shat bisector

The tool used to cut in half a log of human waste so impossibly long that it won't fit down the toilet hole. Usually a butcher knife.

Yeah, i took such a huge dump my dad had to cut it in half with a shat bisector before he could use the toilet.

Hey, go wash off the butcher knife, it's in the kitchen sink, i had to use it as a shat bisector

by Stella Teets July 29, 2006

shat

- Past tense of taking a shit.

- I just shat myself.

by taxi service July 8, 2009

basically seeking thank you sabathney

Means that u wanna fuck her right in the pussy

I want to Basically seeking thank you sabathney after u fuck ur mom

by Therealslimshady6969 July 3, 2014

shabath

a bath which has a shower attachment and can be used either as a shower or a bath, or if your really dirty, both.

our shabath is in a freezing cold bathroom, and whos idea was it to put a massive window right beside it?

by purple glow October 29, 2003

Shat the bed

To got up really early in the morning much earlier than you ususally would.

Man I Shat the bed today. I had to get up at 6am to catch the plane.

by Jaber the hut October 24, 2013

shat

To try and fart but accident shit

Jeff: I need to fart bad
Bob: Then fart
Jeff: No, last time I shat myself

by Bigguy001 July 27, 2006