Dancefloor dick slapper

A night clubbing queer boy who boogies on the dancefloor and targets unsuspecting straight men and slap thier sacs.

" oh my god i love this song its elton john. ooh loo at that hottie over their. I hope hes a dancefloor dick slapper. doo doo doo. SLAP."
"oi fairy boy fuck off back to your uphill gardening pad"
"oh ok i was planning on a night in watching are you being served any way... Bitch. Come on fee fee were not going to get any action tonight"

by Nickelrooy October 13, 2005

Sack-Slapper

When your sitting on the toilet dropping the kids off at the pool and the crap keeps coming out in a single piece until it finally breaks off and slaps against your ball sack.

I was sitting on the toilet and the turd was so long that it hit the bottom of the bowl and continued to work its way up the side. When it finally dropped from my ass it slapped my ball sack thus being termed a Sack-Slapper.

by Johnny MuddBone August 7, 2009

slappey

Usually a funny and cool kid. Is usually love by all. Is never the source of pain for anyone and is pretty much awesome.

Man Slappey is the coolest

by slapmstr April 30, 2011

Coon Slapper

When a person is having sex with a black women from behind and his ball satchel makes a slapping noise. Cha HHS

When a person is having sex with a black women from behind and his ball satchel makes a slapping noise,they are a coon slapper. Cha HHS

by MDCS CHA April 1, 2009

chicken slapper

also known as a pimp ,a street hustler,and all around sharp dressed mac daddy.

yo check that chicken slapper he got a cane!

by J.W.Lee April 8, 2009

beat the slapper

game where girls compete to see who can kiss the most amount of guys in a night.
generally played around the age of 14.

"why is she kissing that minger?"
"we're playing beat the slapper"

by hepburn May 14, 2008

the knee slappers

A group of nine friends who make weird jokes and react to them by saying "that's a knee slapper, har de har har" and slapping their knees.

Knee slapper #1"And then the whale said, wait whales can't talk!" the Knee slappers "That's a knee slapper, har de har har!"

by A knee slapper April 6, 2013