Snail Salt

To place ones flaccid penis across the upper lip of another male who has passed out.

Do y'all remember when he performed the snail salt on him? Don't worry we took plenty of pictures.

by Herm Fern January 10, 2014

Salted Cucumber

Dick

Sylvia really likes Chris's salted cucumber, but the doctors are really concerned about the sores

by Salted Cucumber August 17, 2016

salted pork?

salted pork?

salted pork?

by Ethastum January 20, 2022

Salt twitch

'Salt test' is the act of testing if someone is a lizard alien by throwing salt in their eyes. If this causes them to twitch (giving them the 'salt twitch'), they are likely extraterrestrial reptilians.

My boss had the salt twitch when I tested her, then she had the nerve to fire ME for it.

by anonymous September 27, 2021

salt legs

When your jeans absorb salt through snow found in parking lots & the like and create a white lines at the cuffs of one's jeans. This occurs after every winter snow fall in northern climates as salt from the roads gets all over your feet and soaks your jeans. The rings creep up your jeans from the bottom up and create a white line ring around them.

"Why aren't you going out tonight?" "I have no clean jeans and need to do laundry because all of them have salt legs."

by cjcooter January 16, 2014

Veruca Salt

Easily the best grunge/women's rock band of the 1990's.

Hey jason, Did you hear Veruca Salt's new album?
No, I'll have to check it out sometime.

by Mygrayne November 12, 2020

Salt Shaker

When someone is beyond salty. The second level of being salty

Savannah: He’s being a salty, I didn’t even do anything.

Sunny: He’s being a salt shaker

by Nauti_girl December 27, 2018