Salted Cucumber

Dick

Sylvia really likes Chris's salted cucumber, but the doctors are really concerned about the sores

by Salted Cucumber August 17, 2016

salted shiner

When you give a girl a black eye then jizz on it.

I gave her a salted shiner last night.

by Oakrainbow February 23, 2018

salt barer

Someone who has taken in so much salt that now everywhere they go they make others salty just for a reaction that they can use against you in future arguments. An example of a well know salt barer is anyone with the name of Harry W.

"As soon as the salt barer entered the room, their next victim was ready for the salt."

by FAT ELF KID August 26, 2019

Salt friend

Someone you joke around with; making fun of someone or each other even.

Offensive or jokes.

Person 1 texts person 2: hey slut bag !
Person 2 texts back: lol hey man whore, hows being a slut?
Person 1: lmao it’s good mate, I just totally ditched an ugly girl it was funny
Person 2: lol dude you’re a prick, but funny shit whatcha do?
Person 1: told her to meet me somewhere and didn’t show lmao

Person 2: haha savage dude, we have such a salty friendship.

Person 1: you’re my only salt friend that understands lol

by Parker_ December 08, 2018

wiener salting

The act of creating friction between your penis and a mattress. An advanced form of masturbation.

I've been doing so much wiener salting last night I should become an honorary citizen of Tuzla.

by Kiperovski October 18, 2016

Salt in the Fire

to FUCK SHIT UP

You mess around with F Bomb he'll throw salt in the fire!

by The Settler of CATAN June 14, 2011

salt legs

When your jeans absorb salt through snow found in parking lots & the like and create a white lines at the cuffs of one's jeans. This occurs after every winter snow fall in northern climates as salt from the roads gets all over your feet and soaks your jeans. The rings creep up your jeans from the bottom up and create a white line ring around them.

"Why aren't you going out tonight?" "I have no clean jeans and need to do laundry because all of them have salt legs."

by cjcooter January 17, 2014