Rhode Island Rodeo

When your girl crab walks around the bedroom while you have sex in the missionary position. If the sex is going badly, there can be whipping involved, sort of like a rodeo.

A: I'd hit that from behind!
B: I'd hit her from the front!
C: Y'all are stupid, I'd Rhode Island rodeo her!

by lil pulp December 6, 2017

8 second rodeo

When a guy is so hot fo a girl that as soon as she climbs on him cowboy style he thrusts 2 times and is finished.

Cathy: " sooo how was your date with josh" was he awes....." Me (cutting her off mid sentence shaking my heasd disgustedly) " 8 second rodeo "

by flapjackal September 23, 2019

Princess Fe Vhenylle Rodeo

Princess Fe Vhenylle Rodeo is the best person ever.

Princess Fe Vhenylle Rodeo is the best bestie ever. Princess Fe Vhenylle Rodeo is Funny and very gay.

by Urmommagayyz December 11, 2021

Chinese Rodeo

When a man is doin a girl in the pooper and just before he cums he spits on his partners back then when she turns around bust all over her face.

I was Fuckin my girlfriend today and i tried the chinese rodeo

by bumdriller August 22, 2009

Isuzu Rodeo

A monstrous hybrid of Japanese fish truck parts and GM electrical work named after its ride.

I do a special Native American rain dance and say five Hail Mary's every morning before starting my Isuzu Rodeo.

by st. pauli girl is hot November 11, 2012

Asshole Rodeo

To take someone to an asshole rodeo you first grab the asshole with your hands. Throw him/her to the ground and roll them over onto their front so their ass is up. Then, bite down the asshole's ass hard with your teeth. At this point the asshole will be going wild, screaming, trying to get you off and get up, but you've got to hang on like a real cowboy/cowgirl riding a bronco. (What you want is for the asshole to end up with your set of black and blue teeth marks on their ass for about three or four weeks.) Think about letting go after about 10-15 seconds of biting.

My girlfriend stopped answering my calls, dumped me with a text message, and made a play for my best friend. Three weeks later I saw her on the beach and took her to an asshole rodeo. It settled our affair.

by congozilla February 25, 2013

Upside down rodeo clown

While laying down with your head on the ground your feet are on the wall and then the girl gives you a blow job by turning around and then bending backwards

Last night L Dog got an upside down rodeo clown from KB's friend

by Sunshine 18 April 27, 2009