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Reese

A non-derogatory term. A Malaysian with dark skin. Chinese/Vietnamese/Malaysians are usually associated with yellow skin. But when one of the above ethnicity has a brown like (Indian) skin tone, they are refereed to as Reese. Reese like the Peanut Buttercup Candy; because it is chocolate on the outside and peanut butter on the inside.
1.) Yo that guy Pabir will never be part of the Triads, because he is a Reese. He is not yellow enough.
2.)Yo mama's like a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, there's no wrong way to eat her.
3.) That Reese never puts Siracha on his food.
by CLK500 January 6, 2012
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reese witherspoon

A famous actress that is apparently stalked by some and vigorously hated by others.
Wow, urbandictionary.com contributers sure are opinionated, aren't they? Some of these definitions creep me out, no one should know THAT much about a celebrity (reese witherspoon).
by JPJiggly January 3, 2008
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Reeses Pieces

The practice of placing one’s penis in another person’s anus then slowly pulling out, resulting in the accumulation of feces just under and around the tip of the penis. After which the previously analed person eats around the edges of the penis, emulating the normal technique for eating a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup
Molly: My boyfriend and I are looking for a threesome tonight. You DTF?

Kirill: Hell yeah...I would def share that nut with you!

Molly: Great! Tonight Im finally gonna try munchin on his Reese's bits...got any advice?

Kirill: There's no wrong way to eat a Reeses Pieces!
by 82Central March 17, 2011
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semi-auto ultra redeseparurator 2000 deluxe

Some crazy ass long word damn it. It's meaning unknown to 99,999% of the world (feel lucky if you know its meaning!),hell, even godly Google it self doesn't know what-the-f*ck is that( at least it didn't b4 I wrote this). However! If you look closely, you may notice that as the word indicates - semi- auto ultra redeseparurator 2000 deluxe - is a device that re-de-separates, in other words, if you had a thing that was once together and then separated (i.e. with a separurator), then/or joined together with something (i.e. remains of your grand grand grandmother mixed with house dust - to get that effect you may as well use a deseparurator) and then somehow separated (you guessed it. i.e. with a reseparurator) then to get best results you must use the semi- auto ultra redeseparurator 2000 deluxe. Now once you understand that, you may ask "why not use the deseparurator again?" well, thats a tricky question. You see, things separated that separurator cannot be connected by any normal means again, because the object gets a anti-static polarization on a particle level that repel and there fore refuse to be connected again. That is why we use the deseparurator which diffuses the negative charge on the chosen matter.
It's second and perhaps most important use is to pour water to little plastic/styrofoam cups.
Discovered by WTC scientists in ancient Tibet - 2000y b.c.
Dude, put my semi-auto ultra redeseparurator 2000 deluxe down if you don't want to be redusted.
by WormFrizzer December 11, 2007
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recession weaves

the scratchy, run down, matted up, patch of hair that a cheap girl wears to the wackest clubs in Vegas. It is usually falling out on the floor or cutting up the arm of the person nearest them in the club. Many girls with recession weaves come to the clubs thinking they look cute with those wiry broom tops, but they just look rough as shit. The hard texture of the recession weave makes it a good defense mechanism. A back scratcher.

Also, a recession weave is the weave you get when you purchased your package of hair in Wal-Mart.

Another definition is weaves that have been in someone's hair since before the recession began and are barely hangin on. They should have been disposed after the first use, but no, they were reused like five times.
Did you see all of those recession weaves at the club last night?
by flavor of love girl April 1, 2009
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recelect

Remember your past thoughts, Or what you've said in the past.
I recelected my memories of you.
by hyefive May 9, 2009
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Reeses Penis

When you’re girl covers your dick in chocolate and peanut butter then sucks it off
Yo my chick gave me a Reeses Penis last night
by ImTrashAtFortnite March 19, 2018
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