lay a pig

The act of defecating at a friend's, relative's, acquaintance's, or random stranger's house without flushing the toilet. This is done in a casual, or forgetful, manner and the feces is usually never found until the culprit has left.

Dude, Matt, I just went to drop a dog upstairs, and Al totally decided to lay a pig. You gotta flush that shit, man.

by SatelliteDaddy June 16, 2010

Vulture Pig

Vulture Pig (n.) A person who circles and preys looking for scraps of other people's foods, snacks, or items that don't belong to them.

You are not going to finish your salad and as you're walking to the garbage, your Vulture Pig coworker looks at your leftovers and says, "Don't throw that away, I'll eat that!"

by jaimazing March 12, 2015

pig influenza

A glamorous, more sophisticated, name for the swine flu giving it some much needed flare.

No doctor, I don't have the swine flu, I have "pig influenza" get with the program!

by elle324 October 23, 2009

Full Pig

when you go to an all you can eat buffet and stuff your face until you get tired

When I go to Golden Corral, I go full pig on that food

by goddamnilikeit February 17, 2015

Pig Hold

To hook a sexual partner by the nostrils using only the index and middle fingers. Works best from behind!

Awww man, I had a right rough bird last night. Had her in the Pig Hold and everything! She fucking loved it!!

by Ellerwhore August 7, 2010

screw pig

A woman who will sleep with anyone.

I drilled that screw pig all night.

by DaHolmes January 29, 2023

Pig Bait

n. a term used to describe any driver traveling at a higher rate of speed than you while you are driveng faster than the speed limit. In doing so the other driver is protecting you from a speeding ticket by taking it upon him/herself.

Sally: Honey, slow down! you're doing 70 in a 55!
Tom: Don't worry with that Pig Bait up ahead the fuzz will have their hands full. Thank you Pig Bait.

by AGutter May 16, 2008