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Mexican Shart

This is the Mother of all sharts. When you try to simply fart and power spray liquid shit which soaks through your underwear and runs down the back of your legs.
We all had to take a pay cut to keep our jobs. Then we found out the asshole paid his son in law a 9K bonus for being a summer intern. I ate a whole jar of jalapenos and sprayed his front door with a Mexican Shart! You can still see the stains from the runny shit!!
by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" October 12, 2010
mugGet the Mexican Shartmug.

mexican playground

"I saw a Mexican kid playing with a chewed up wiffle ball bat from 1996, and a headless Barbie Doll with marker all over it at the Mexican playground."
by LongJohnMcDickBelch January 2, 2014
mugGet the mexican playgroundmug.

Mexican circumcision

When you’re climbing a fence or wall and snag your foreskin causing it to get ripped off.
My friend had a Mexican circumcision when trying to hop the border.
by ScoobyS December 5, 2019
mugGet the Mexican circumcisionmug.

Mexican Mom

A mom who is full on Mexican, works taking care of an old lady, likes to dance Juana the Cubana. Can be a bitch almost all the damn time and can't hear you when she calls you to her room. Just call her a Mexican Karen. Plus her prized possession is a Chancla
I have a Mexican Mom that won't leave me alone
by Random glitchy ace June 18, 2020
mugGet the Mexican Mommug.

Mexican Sky

The act of getting oral sex while looking up at the sky. This can be enhanced by either smoking a blunt or drinking tequila.
A girl getting oral and smoking a fatty while shes standing up looking up at the empty mexican sky.
by free 99 channel January 23, 2010
mugGet the Mexican Skymug.

Mexican queefadia

When a Mexican chick queefs into a quesadia, then you eat it
Benitia prepared a tasty Mexican queefadia for Jose and he licked the plate dry... Then asked for seconds
by Juanita queefalot April 4, 2011
mugGet the Mexican queefadiamug.

Mexican Campfire

Male masturbation where the penis is doused in hot sauce and placed between the palms of the hands, and the hands are rubbed together over the penis like they are being warmed in a campfire.
Jose performed a Mexican Campfire when he ran out of lube.
by G$G September 2, 2019
mugGet the Mexican Campfiremug.

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