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Mexican Sourgrub

When you pour a table spoon of salt on a lady's vagina so it shrivels up, and then you eat her box.
Gave her an enchilada to go with her Mexican Sourgrub.
by Seeeh September 2, 2009
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Mexican circumcision

When you’re climbing a fence or wall and snag your foreskin causing it to get ripped off.
My friend had a Mexican circumcision when trying to hop the border.
by ScoobyS December 5, 2019
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mexican eggplant

An alternative to intercourse. A man buries (i.e. plants) his huevos into a vaginal canal and screams “¡arrrrrrriba!” to perform the Mexican Eggplant. Traditionally, one uses the pogo stick 69 position, continuously thrusting the scrotum into the vaginal canal whilst bouncing in a fluid, methodical, and hypnotizing “scissoring motion.“

An anal, also referred to as the wrong hole, variation exists that is known as “La berenjena negra;” the variation is rumored to have originated in Jamaica and brought to Mexico in the late 1970s, but has remained largely obscure.
My brother Jorgé told me how he performed a Mexican Eggplant on my mom. I stopped hearing the bedsprings for a minute, and suddenly “¡arrrrrriba!” rang out through the house. I had to stop masturbating it was so loud.
by Souvi January 13, 2020
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mexican hicks

A person of hispanic decent who uses freely the terms "yall" , "ain't" and "what in tarnatation" and lives in the southern portion of the United States
There are several Mexican hicks working in that chicken plant in Arkansas
by annie bo fannie April 15, 2014
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Mexican Speedboat

A car so filled with Mexicans that the rear of the car hangs low to the ground giving it the impression of a speedboat speeding across the water.
"Hey did you see that Mexican Speedboat? I think the muffler was sparking."
by Paddy O'Toole October 10, 2011
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Mexican Straitjacket

When you wrap an animal (usually a cat) in a towel with just the head sticking out like a burrito
The cat doesn't like his Mexican straitjacket, but he can't claw me while I shove this pill down his throat.
by blacktie November 28, 2012
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mexican dinner

When one wraps their genitals in a quesida and begins intercorse
''I finna have a mexican dinner tonight with your girl!"
by falloutvinny April 12, 2015
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