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Mexican Shart

This is the Mother of all sharts. When you try to simply fart and power spray liquid shit which soaks through your underwear and runs down the back of your legs.
We all had to take a pay cut to keep our jobs. Then we found out the asshole paid his son in law a 9K bonus for being a summer intern. I ate a whole jar of jalapenos and sprayed his front door with a Mexican Shart! You can still see the stains from the runny shit!!
by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" October 12, 2010
mugGet the Mexican Shartmug.

mexican playground

"I saw a Mexican kid playing with a chewed up wiffle ball bat from 1996, and a headless Barbie Doll with marker all over it at the Mexican playground."
by LongJohnMcDickBelch January 2, 2014
mugGet the mexican playgroundmug.

Mexican circumcision

When you’re climbing a fence or wall and snag your foreskin causing it to get ripped off.
My friend had a Mexican circumcision when trying to hop the border.
by ScoobyS December 5, 2019
mugGet the Mexican circumcisionmug.

Mexican Sunscreen

A position of tanning in which one covers their face with a large sombrero and their genitals with a smaller one
-you have a circular tan line around your pelvis...

:yea, i had on some mexican sunscreen
by Gratefullyendowed May 25, 2011
mugGet the Mexican Sunscreenmug.

Mexican Bitchout

An expression used to describe the act of leaving a party or going to bed without notifying anyone.
"Where did Mitzie go?"-C
"I think she is sleeping upstairs. She must have pulled a Mexican bitchout." - M
by School St. Gang December 27, 2011
mugGet the Mexican Bitchoutmug.

Mexican WMD

Bring out the Zyrtec it's the only thing that will protect you if you are attacked by a Mexican WMD!
by King Castillo April 1, 2009
mugGet the Mexican WMDmug.

mexican cuddling

Like normal cuddling, but you add in a mix of anal, shocker moves, and doggy!
My girl from Cleveland loves Mexican cuddling!
by BigRub February 21, 2018
mugGet the mexican cuddlingmug.

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