Legos in the shower

Jizz that's dried out and hardened on a shower floor.

Shira swore she'd never shower second again after almost stepping on the Legos in the shower.

by Puntmuffer October 25, 2017

dirty lego

A young woman of power, powerful enough to write her own discription

Lego Ellen, discovered the dirty lego and it is sexualising as a lego brick

by Dirty lego June 07, 2020

Tylor Lego

SUCKS MAJIOR DONKEY PENIS!!!!! HAHAHAHA

tylor lego plays pokemon while enjoying donkey penis

by Jesus theone November 17, 2011

1x1 Lego brick

caseohs true identity

bro caseoh built like a 1x1 lego brick

by the yes when the yes. January 03, 2024

lego my ego

To pour hot lego plastic/wax down the urethra. Normally used in BDSM practices.

"You wanna do some lego my ego later, my nephew just got a set and has some extras!"

by YourFavoriteSock! January 04, 2020

Lego brain

An insult for someone who can't put the pieces together.

Someone who is stupid.

You're such a lego brain.

by Th3realdookieman November 22, 2020

2x2 lego plate

A mostly flat surface with 4 bumps on it, and also torture to separate two of them stacked if you don't have a brick seperator.

Hey, can you help me separate these 2x2 lego plates?

by really bored guy June 04, 2025