Kevin

A man with an incredibly huge penis. Legend has it that his penis caused the Big Bang!

"Where is Kevin"

"Just look down his penis is so big it wraps around the world, we can trace him"

by Jamel Harrison November 24, 2021

Kevin

A really swole midget that gets put in the friend zone

You never want to be a kevin

by Thomas the string tank engine5 July 23, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is a very unlikeable person. Noah doesnt like Kevin either

Kevin is small penis

by CrapSissy November 13, 2019

Kevin

An absolutely sexy Greek god of a man who gets all the ladies

Yo looks it’s Kevin😏😏😩

by shingwynol April 20, 2021

Kevin

A dick-ass boy

Brianna - "Ugh, He is such a Kevin!"
Nicole - "I know, right!"

by baesicbri December 27, 2017

Kevin

A Kevin is a kind person and he loves to cuddle . He will do anything he is told , he is a cute simp but not what you call hot . He loves to talk and loves to hang out with you. You should never doubt a Kevin he is a sweet guy you should never loss him.

I love Kevin's there one of a kind.

by Thewildkitty November 16, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is MaxMoeFoe's shiba inu dog, he is the cutest dog throughout history. His nickname is Big Kev.

Girl: "Omg have you seen MaxMoeFoes new puppy?"
Guy:"Yeah, Kevin is the best dog in the history of the universe!

by epicgamer43 June 14, 2018