Homophobic Breakup

A Homophobic breakup is when your partner which is in the LGBTQ+ community finds out that you are a homophobic person.

a - Damn, did they just make a homophobic breakup?
b - Yea, I feel bad for her

by Succhiacazzi Parisi December 5, 2021

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Homophobe

Someone who thinks of homosexuals all the time

I a homophobe. I love gays, they are so wholesome. Go gayyy!!!

by Cherry.bb.blues November 26, 2021

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homophobic

someone scared of gay people

gay man: "heyy"

homophobic guy "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS A GAY"
gay man: "your homophobic"

by joshclark756 November 13, 2023

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Homophobe

Me: Man I hate gay people!
Blue Haired Person: You Homophobe Bigot!
(This is a joke do not cancel me liberals)

by 69Gaykiller69(nottrue) October 6, 2023

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Someone with a justified and well-founded fear of homophones.

Homophones are those words which sound the same but mean something completely different, so that no one has any idea which witch is which. They're harmful. They're subversive. They have no place in our good, respectable community.

I lost a good buddy at the hands of those evil homophones. They mistakenly got into a vehicle with a reckless driver instead of a wreckless driver. They sound the same but the meaning of the words is completely opposite.

That's why I and my redneck, homophobe buddies are going to clean up this community and run all of the homophones out of town. YEE-HAW! I'm gonna put some more notches in my commie ridder!

After all, the consequences of not knowing whether that "fanny pack" or "bum bag" is a "waist bag" or a "waste bag" get really messy and disgusting. We're not having that in this corn patch, no siree Bob.

by bitchuck August 26, 2024

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