In 2007 on a cruise ship in Mexico, 35 yr old Eric Quandingle gathered everyone's attention as he pulled a pink balloon and a can of loaded potato soup out of his pocket. He blew up the balloon and then proceeded to remove his red Nike Hyper Shift shoe from his left foot. He then tied the pink balloon to the back of the shoe. At this point everyone on the cruise was watching Mr Quandingle, confused about what the fuck he was doing. He then opened the can of soup and tipped the whole thing into the shoe. "Y'all watch this shit!" screamed Eric as he put the shoe to his mouth and did a shoey, gulping down the soup until the shoe was empty. All the passengers started to chant "Eric, Eric, Eric!" and he loved the attention so to keep the hype going, he ran to the pool and frontflipped in. It was epic
by slqur July 21, 2022
When you're a working mom and you have to be sure that every kid gets to practice, gets their homework done, and goes to play dates with friends. Managing all of it makes you feel like an overworked cruise director.
I'm so exhausted all the time, but for other people. I feel like a cruise director getting everyone to where they need to be.
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 2, 2023
don't have a place or something to smoke out of then you simply get a apple and drive around which is called apple cruise
by kushapplecruise November 28, 2010
Yeahhh, I haven't been cruising as hard recently, what with the steep-as-dick gas prices and the drop in temperature. Oooh, which reminds me - I have to order some new scarves.
by brikk12367 September 25, 2022
Cruising is the state in which an individual or group can cover the most distance with the least energy while moving.
It can also be used to describe the feeling of flow that goes along with being up and running on a project and totally unblocked.
It comes from the idea of an airplane being at "cruising altitude" -- the airplane doesn't have to re-spend the energy requisite to take off anymore once it has reached cruising altitude
It is also similar to the experience of sailing, when the wind has fully filled the sail and the vector of the boat's motion is consistent and direct.
It can also be used to describe the feeling of flow that goes along with being up and running on a project and totally unblocked.
It comes from the idea of an airplane being at "cruising altitude" -- the airplane doesn't have to re-spend the energy requisite to take off anymore once it has reached cruising altitude
It is also similar to the experience of sailing, when the wind has fully filled the sail and the vector of the boat's motion is consistent and direct.
by the dfiner of mis-dfind wrds September 18, 2022
While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.
While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.
by Mythattak May 22, 2017
by Vicars Bridge August 30, 2008