1. Did u hear that bitch Dequan squeal? Yeah that nigga should be named Count Faggalot.
2. We should wear high-heels to see how women feel.
Count Faggalot, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
2. We should wear high-heels to see how women feel.
Count Faggalot, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
by Lemony Fuckit January 9, 2017
Get the Count Faggalotmug. by Chipped_Flower October 5, 2022
Get the kiss countmug. by Chuckie Cheez November 15, 2011
Get the Count Fuckstickulamug. Name given to a person who has been awake days on end using meth without taking a shower or brushing their teeth.
Yo did you see him? Looking all like he was count torebackula.
What the hell happened to you? Count torebackula!
What the hell happened to you? Count torebackula!
by Dirt Napp August 9, 2016
Get the count torebackulamug. U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.
Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t
I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count
No u didn’t
I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count
by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024
Get the I swear to god no crosses countmug. by trinireds777 December 13, 2016
Get the for the countsmug. A leader of trolls from Tolkien's Ring trilogy.
A quirky old curmudgeonly bag of bones. What he lacks in teeth he makes up for with extrajudicious use of his tongue. His love of sleeping is surpassed only by his great love of eating which is so legendary it could be a lost fable of Aesop; such is his hunger that he will swallow whole an object half his length, his health and multi thousand dollar vet bills be damned. The more he eats the faster he barfs it back up though.
A quirky old curmudgeonly bag of bones. What he lacks in teeth he makes up for with extrajudicious use of his tongue. His love of sleeping is surpassed only by his great love of eating which is so legendary it could be a lost fable of Aesop; such is his hunger that he will swallow whole an object half his length, his health and multi thousand dollar vet bills be damned. The more he eats the faster he barfs it back up though.
That Count Grishnach really fooled you! While you were in the bathroom he won his own hot dog eating contest and then barfed.
by Lord Grimm November 23, 2021
Get the Count Grishnachmug.