Like A White Collar Hug

When you are trying to sell your business services, the feeling you try to convey so your prospect is comfortable working with you AND comfortable telling their bosses why they chose you over your competitors.

JB: You are perfect for them! Listen, show the owner you have worked with firms exactly like hers, with the exact same problems and timelines.

She would be in very good hands, and working with you will provide them with tons of White Collar Compound Interest.

Be Like A White Collar Hug for the business owner.

BK: Good idea, thanks. I was starting to think I would a need a White Collar Rally-Squatch to close this.

by Mike109999 September 22, 2025

on the collar

a gay man, homosexual, fag, fruity

"Hey Simon, look at that drink Dave ordered."

"Yeah, I've always thought he was a bit on the collar."

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Tom Cruise is a bit on the collar.

by flightsabove January 23, 2008

B.S. Brown Stains on White Collars

Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.

Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”

by summertime36 September 6, 2021

Blue Collar Mouth

When a women’s mouth looks like she gives a long, quality, and labor intensive blow job. Similar to those of a pornstar that May look like the girl your talking to.

Bro 1: dude I matched with this hot girl on tinder.

Bro 2: show me a picture of her.

Bro 1: she’s got a pretty smile.

Bro 2: yeah dude she got one of them blue collar mouths!

Bro 1: yeah you right.

by Its_spooli_boi October 23, 2019

Fiber Collar

Those who continue their work life by working at home

Most of white collars turned into fiber collars due to virus outbreak

by AkaDedektif April 1, 2020

Red Collar Worker

Someone who works as a social media influencer, due to the red in the YouTube logo.

Charlie Kirk was a red collar worker because he makes online content.

by hanballector September 12, 2025

White Collar Major Applewhite

When you are replaced at work by someone who may not necessarily be an upgrade, but the new guy has better storylines and softer skills, despite you being excellent at your job.

This happened to University of Texas Star QB Major Applewhite, who was controversially replaced by Chris Simms, son of Super Bowl Champion Quarterback, Phil Simms.

The results show the change was... not the correct move, but still, it happened.

Mo: Man, you are really cooking at work, eh? 7th straight quarter hitting your revenue goals.

Pete: Ya, doing good man, thanks. I heard my boss had lunch with Keith, he may try to White Collar Major Applewhite me.

Mo: Ya Keith Smells So Good in A Boardroom and has tons of False Leadership. He isn't that great but he'll run circles around your boss tho, he is White Collar Erotic

by Mike109999 July 23, 2025