An office worker, who works within a labor-intensive field, that tries to fit in with their blue-collar colleagues. They try to convince themselves that because they drive a truck, wear workboots and throw in the occasional chewing tobacco that they are not some beta male desk jokey.
Craig in accounting bought a brand new Ford F-150, started wearing boots, and is listening to country music. He is a collar trader.
by LordQuisiModo December 15, 2021
Get the Collar Trader mug.Ottawa collar: a sink bruise caused by a necktie worn during sex. Non-specific to the active or receptive partner.
You look like you had a big night, that's quite the Ottawa collar.
Please pull gently on my tie, I've a meeting tomorrow and don't want an Ottawa collar.
Please pull gently on my tie, I've a meeting tomorrow and don't want an Ottawa collar.
by CharliePigHamm November 2, 2021
Get the Ottawa collar mug.Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.
Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
by summertime36 September 6, 2021
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Get the collar bone mug.An Ana Collar is a crazy, loud, hilarious person. She is very smart. She sleeps a lot and can most likely speak multiple languages and will sometimes blurt out foreign words, but thats just Ana Collar being herself. Her laugh is infectious and she will soon have you creasing with laughter. If you find an Ana, be her friend because she is the best friend you will ever have.
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