not a sushi chef.

Used when someone overstates their expertise, pretends to be someone they are not or are “trying to pull one over” on you. Origin is TV game show The Floor when a contestant shaded another contestant who claimed to be an expert sushi chef and then went on to lose the round.

When Mark started acting like he was a car expert just from watching some YouTube tutorials, I was like calm down, you’re not a sushi chef.

After Lisa went on about her financial know-how without any real experience, Tom just laughed and thought, she’s not a sushi chef.

by Taichung February 14, 2025

Chef

A guy that cooks the best and the purest meth

Methead 1: damn mat did it again

Methead 2: yea hes a true chef

by 👉🏽👈🏽 September 25, 2020

burger chef

A fast food restaunt chain from 1958-1995 A place where the sexyest girls worked.

Let's pic up a chic from burger chef later.

by WTFAndy December 11, 2016

law of chef

This law applies if you destroy the enemy team by a huge score discrepancy, the law indicates that your next game will leave you to be terribly destroyed.

Guy 1: dang, North Academy won the first map 16-1, and got rekt 16-0 on the next map.
Guy 2: that's the law of chef for ya m9

by lennyface May 26, 2017

chef

this is a human who enjoys paying me for stripping at sj course 1. this is a 10/10 instructor however loves making me spend all my money on her horses xoxo hate you sweetie 😙

chef i can’t do this fucking oxer xox

by buteralovhes May 31, 2020

Chef's Kiss

The act of spreading your favorite dip over your partners asshole so you can have a lil snack during blowies

She gave me a good Chef's Kiss last night and now there's guacamole touching my prostate

by Lick Moranis May 13, 2025

Pirate Chef

A chef or cook in who takes shortcuts and prepares food with lacking preparation rather than investing the proper time and effort into the meal.

He went to culinary school, but his mediocre methods and skills revealed him to be a pirate chef.

by LogicalTea August 19, 2025