La'Vert's definitions

Chef Marcus

A Chef Marcus is a name given to line-cooks who are not very knowledgeable and unpleasant to be around. They often exhibit robot like elasticity when walking, or early signs of rigor mortis when attempting to act out a scene.

Hey did you see the new chef marcus we hired? Jit moves stiffer than a palm tree.

by La'Vert October 11, 2022