Brandon

A guy who does not know what he wants in life. He wants a cat but he always loves chickens. He doesn't know what's best for him

Brandon wants both sides. Cats and Chickens

by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017

Brandon

Brandon is an asshole.He will play with your feelings and use you for fame.You can easily get attached to him but its very hard to let go of him.He is a very handsome guy but a fuckboy.He will leave you over and over but you will do anything to stay with him.

Gina:"Omg Brandon is so handsome!"

Leslie:"Dont put your eyes on him his a heartbreaker"

by unknown facts! September 7, 2019

Brandon

The asshole that can't say no and fucks shit up

Damn fuckin Brandon!

by Damnmamiiioch March 24, 2016

Brandon

A person who is a narcissistic, big headed, asshole. Doesn't care about anyone but himself. Only does nice things as long as it benefits him. AND has a small dick.

You need to break up with him, he's a Brandon.

by phuckyew December 21, 2016

Brandon

Fat lying piece of shit.

"Brandon Is a fat lying piece of shit"

by XS_ME October 20, 2019

Brandon

A huge fucking cunt

Guy 1: hey whose that guy
Guy2: that's Brandon, he's a fuckin cunt. He fucked my fiancé the day before our wedding

by Poeticle May 27, 2017

brandon

Brandon is nice and a good dude. Only because he likes you. He will have your back until he likes you. After he is done crushing on you. You will not mean anything to him. Brandon is a big jerk. he is only there for some kind of a reason, not because he is your good friend. but don't worry, not all Brandon's are jerks. Try your luck too, you will find a true Brandon who will be better than this Brandon.

hey i am Brandon.

by Lauren77 May 15, 2018