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I have a boyfriend.

women who think everyone likes her and has a boyfriend
jake: pstt what the question for number 6
jess: i have a boyfriend dont talk to me
jake: I DONT CARE WHAT THE ANSWER
jess: i have a boyfriend
jake: BITCH I DONT CARE YOU LOOK LIKE IF TRUMP AND MORGZ HAD A BABY AND TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH MORGZ MAKING YOU
jess: Oh My God Im telliNg my boyfriend
jake: yeah ok
*later*
jess: that him he told me i looked ugly
kim: domt worry sweet baby i got this
kim: hey you dumbass you be talking about my girl
jack: huh?
kim: she mine
jack: ok you can have her shortie

kim: STOP THAT IT WE WILL FIGHT TO GET HER
jack: *kicks*
kim: WAAAAA YOU DIDNT HAVE TO HIT SO HARD WAAAAA
jack: you wanted a fight
jess: hello new boyfr-
jack: *slaps* no
kim: can we go back together please
jess: I have a boyfriend.
by YAY_fucktheinternet January 29, 2021
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Boyfriend Whore

A woman or girl who gets together with a guy and then breaks up a week or a month later. You can find people like this in 6th grade, who are destined to grow up and be whores.
Boyfriend Whore: I'm going out with Nick!
Week later...
Boyfriend whore: Now I'm going out with Dylan!
24 hours later...
Boyfriend whore: *sob*, I'M SO DESPERATE!
Next day...
Boyfriend whore: omfg! i looooove you Adam!!
6 minutes later...
Boyfriend whore: *SOB SOB SOB* I NEED A GUY!
by KissMyAss99 March 5, 2011
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Gym boyfriend

The guy that is you boy at the gym. Generally helpful and charming. Gym boyfriend has no jurisdiction outside of the gym.
X: 'Monica is paranoid her husband will come to the gym. She doesn't want him to meet her gym boyfriend.'

Y: 'Toooo right, what happens at the gym, stays at the gym.'
by noneisthenumber April 9, 2015
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Helicopter Boyfriend

Always floating around nearby. Rushes to you very fast whenever he thinks he could be of use. Like a helicopter parent except a boyfriend. Annoying and sometimes you get a headache
Sean is a helicopter boyfriend, I just look around and he’s always there looking over me
by MotorGirl July 26, 2018
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loser boyfriend syndrome

A mental disorder typical in women who have a loser boyfriend.

The woman will be depressed because the loser will not take her anywhere and is completely incapable of doing anything positive for her.

She will constantly whine and complain to other men about how her loser boyfriend makes her miserable but NEVER does anything about it, even if a good man is standing right next to her.

They often find reasons why they can't leave the loser and 100% of the time it's a bullshit reason, they just love to be miserable.

Chances of a woman with this mental disorder pulling out of it is about 1 in 300,000,000,000.

This mental disorder is fatal for the woman afflicted and for any man who isn't a loser that gets involved with her.
EXAMPLE:

Friend: "Yo, Early ask that girl out man, she seems like she digs you."

Early: "Nah man, Jamie has LBFS, also known as loser boyfriend syndrome.
Shes addicted to a loser who can't do anything for her.
If I want a shot I'd have to be a complete loser.
You know, treat her like shit and be a complete drain on her finances, fuck that.
I have too much self respect, too much going on for me, for her to really want me."
by EarlyCuyler June 13, 2010
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boyfrienditis

an unfortunate condition where a girl, who might have actually been a decent friend/person prior to getting a boyfriend, turns into a huge douchebag.

-becomes completely absorbed in her relationship

-stops spending time with her real, genuine friends and ditches them to spend time with her boyfriend (who is usually a huge asshole) and his dumb bros

-gives into her boyfriend's every desire and hangs on every word that comes out of his mouth, acts like his property

-makes up elaborate lies to get away with her shitty behavior

-tries to give other girls advice about guys

-doesn't care about anything other than her stupid boyfriend

-will spend innumerable amounts of hours watching her boyfriend and his friends play video games, but won't answer calls or texts from her actual friends

-will likely fall on her ass all alone after the break-up because she has alienated all of her real friends
I used to hang out with Chelsea, but she got awful boyfrienditis when she and Sean started going out. I just stopped trying to be her friend.
by superso December 13, 2009
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Internet Boyfriend

1: A boyfriend whose interaction with you is mainly over the internet because of long distance. 2: A boyfriend who CAN interact with you in real life but chose not to for some bizarre reason
1: Stacy-Hey, Megan did you hear Brittney got an internet boyfriend

Megan- Oh, long distance doesn't work out well

Stacy- I know right!

Megan- Right!

2: Stacy- Hey, Megan did you hear Brittney got an internet boyfriend

Megan- Oh, long distance doesn't work out well

Stacy- Not that kind of internet boyfriend. Her Boyfriend doesn't want to take her on dates, he video calls.

Megan- OMG!
by ( . Y .) May 16, 2017
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