Bloody Lumberjack

When a person gives you a handjob with sand paper.

Oh my god I got the best bloody lumberjack the other day guys, it was amazing! Except I'm in pain.

by Bthibs October 13, 2011

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Bloody Arrow

A fictional millitary term meaning all friendly positions have been overrun and that reinforcements should just turn back because it is no use. Used to describe a situation were a guy loses a girl and decides to cut his losses.

its over man, bloody arrow

by isnoogboonin June 12, 2011

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bloody asshole

A british term meaning the same as the American word "asshole".

British guy one: Ello there chap, u seen that bloody asshole Tom?
British guy two: I did there mate, he's such a douche.

by beastlyfbplaya51 May 8, 2010

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bloody poodle

1: a person who is sub-serviant to another 2:a sub 3:someone with a slightly benign personality 4: someone who lets themselves be pushed around 5: a "doormat" 6: a slave or servant

"You can take that attitude and shove it .... I'm not your bloody poodle." (say wit an Ali G accent)

by Mistress Q February 8, 2008

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Bloody Marry

When a guy/girl eats out a girl during her period.

Honey not tonight im on my period, thats alright i didn't drink tonight and im craving a Bloody Marry.

by Jebus Christ Gambit May 31, 2009

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Spank it bloody

An aggresive and prolonged form of masturbation resulting in a chaffing and subsequential bleeding of the male genetalia.

Jim: Sorry you couldn't hook up tonight at the club. Hang in there man you'll get past this dry spell.
Gary: Thats alright I'm going to go home and spank it bloody to work out some of this frustration.

by Tdwg February 21, 2009

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