1: a person who is sub-serviant to another 2:a sub 3:someone with a slightly benign personality 4: someone who lets themselves be pushed around 5: a "doormat" 6: a slave or servant
"You can take that attitude and shove it .... I'm not your bloody poodle." (say wit an Ali G accent)
by Mistress Q February 08, 2008
The act of drenching your penis in tobasco sauce then violently and forcefully penetrating the rectum of your partner while reciting the kfc theme song.
Bro, my girlfriend invited me over for netflix and chill, im totally gonna give her the bloody thomas tonight.
by Ruggedhoss17 October 22, 2016
When a girl is on her period and puts her vaj on your face and period blood gets in your eyes and starts punching you in the dick while feeding you LSD and screaming NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE!
by Risoh April 28, 2017
by Bthibs October 14, 2011
Honey not tonight im on my period, thats alright i didn't drink tonight and im craving a Bloody Marry.
by Jebus Christ Gambit May 31, 2009
An aggresive and prolonged form of masturbation resulting in a chaffing and subsequential bleeding of the male genetalia.
Jim: Sorry you couldn't hook up tonight at the club. Hang in there man you'll get past this dry spell.
Gary: Thats alright I'm going to go home and spank it bloody to work out some of this frustration.
Gary: Thats alright I'm going to go home and spank it bloody to work out some of this frustration.
by Tdwg October 16, 2008
When you're banging a chick on the train tracks and you blow your load in her eyes right before a train comes so she can't see. Choo Choo.
I gave my girl the Bloody railroad, I need to find a new one now. She left me for the front of the train.
by Dallas December 12, 2014