a really mean person has no Rizz cant get bitches and plays Valorant 24-7 likes goats and cant stop drinking and going out to partys thinking he is a big man, wears bras
by KarmaxTheThird January 4, 2023
Get the Bryanmug. doesn't obey traffic laws. will go 71 in a 45 on the parkway and get on probation, then go 100 in a 55 and lose his license. never get into the GTR (may she rip) when bryan drives. wears cool shoes and casually mentions that most of them cost over $1000. threw a fuckin banger last year on October 3. shit was crazy. best people to get drunk with were at that party. if you know a bryan castillo, tell his mom to go out of town again.
Man I chugged 3 blue raspberry bootleggers at that party.
Who's party???
Bryan Castillo's.
That makes sense man.
Who's party???
Bryan Castillo's.
That makes sense man.
by gary the good looking potato November 23, 2021
Get the bryan castillomug. A short king with tall energy. Bryan speaks like he’s 6’4”, but reality keeps him at fun-sized. Highly intelligent, weirdly wise, and always two steps ahead—usually in an argument he started. Thinks deeply, feels strongly, and yells occasionally… like a philosophical Napoleon with a Wi-Fi connection.
Despite his height, Bryan walks into every room like he’s ducking under a doorway—compensating hard but making it work. He’ll give you life advice while standing on a step stool, and you’ll still somehow take it seriously.
Despite his height, Bryan walks into every room like he’s ducking under a doorway—compensating hard but making it work. He’ll give you life advice while standing on a step stool, and you’ll still somehow take it seriously.
by Chrispeecream June 7, 2025
Get the Bryanmug. bryan gorritz is a boy that now likes keely murphy he used to be friends with chrsitian fatato but he doesnt like christian anymore but its ok bryan is a youtuber and so is christian fatato
by BOIBOIBOIBOIA May 28, 2018
Get the bryan gorritzmug. The only person on earth I would give my life for the definition of perfection from a far you may not love me anymore but Bryan Herrera will always be the only person I will ever love we will always look at the same sky if you feel alone 💕🖤💕
by Fory August 3, 2025
Get the Bryan Herreramug. The most sigma, dattebayo, ultra instinct, gyatt, rizz specialist, fanum tax producer, alpha chad of a man. He can make your best day even bester and your worst day even bester. If you are nice to him, he can be your most best nakama. However, if you make him mad, he will go feral on you and make you regret that you were ever born.
by Oh Bryan November 26, 2023
Get the bryanmug. He’s annoying, but a little bit less annoying than Azad. Like Azad, he’s also liked by few, and his best friend is his left hand.
by lilylicious June 6, 2018
Get the Bryanmug.