Another name for a bagel, a traditional Jewish baked good. Named so because of it's visual similarity to a butthole.
by Koli the Word Smith October 31, 2014
A sex position often involving the male bending the female backwards until her vertebrae, under the stress of being bent so far back, snaps forward a piece of vertebrae out of the females mouth. After said vertebrae is out, the man will bend it in a biscuit shape and put it over her vagina and then eating her out.
"Dude I'm so fucking full after having Spinal Biscuit for breakfast." - bro 1
"Really??? I thought that was illegal in the state of Washington!" - bro 2
"Really??? I thought that was illegal in the state of Washington!" - bro 2
by That other different other guy April 25, 2020
jessie biscuit refers to the way a woman holds her hand bag, primarily the bag should be of the short handled type and is held by one arm near the crux of the elbow with the arm and forearm pointing in the general direction of travel. It can also refer to a man holding a bag, for example a laptop bag, again held by one arm through the handles near the elbow.
This term is used in Glasgow, Scotland and was first uttered in the town of Castlemilk.
This term is used in Glasgow, Scotland and was first uttered in the town of Castlemilk.
Look at wee jessie biscuit coming with her bag.
Mike looks a right wee Jessie Biscuit with that bag on his arm.
Mike looks a right wee Jessie Biscuit with that bag on his arm.
by ScottishEgit June 03, 2018
Kid: Pap, I got that buck!
Grandpa: Good job, son.
Kid: Thank ya, pap, let's go get him.
Grandpa: Okay, you stay here I'll be right back.
Kid: MMMK
5 minutes later
Kid: where is he?
Grandpa: Down that hill, let's go drag him out.
Kid: Grandpa, he got antlers but no..... stuff.
Grandpa: I chopped the mountain biscuits off fer ya, didnt want to do that didya?
Kid: Ewww, no way. Thank you, grandpa.
Grandpa: Your welcome, son.
Grandpa: Good job, son.
Kid: Thank ya, pap, let's go get him.
Grandpa: Okay, you stay here I'll be right back.
Kid: MMMK
5 minutes later
Kid: where is he?
Grandpa: Down that hill, let's go drag him out.
Kid: Grandpa, he got antlers but no..... stuff.
Grandpa: I chopped the mountain biscuits off fer ya, didnt want to do that didya?
Kid: Ewww, no way. Thank you, grandpa.
Grandpa: Your welcome, son.
by dockoty94 June 05, 2010
1) can no longer function properly
2) so high are no longer *entirely* focused on sex with hotties
3) probably gonna cheese out--a lot--as in all day cheesefest (crumbles of dankosity biscuit seen amid disheveled piles of clothes strewn across floor)
4) might try to revive oneself in cold shower but instead pass out with water running and pinch a loaf in the tub
2) so high are no longer *entirely* focused on sex with hotties
3) probably gonna cheese out--a lot--as in all day cheesefest (crumbles of dankosity biscuit seen amid disheveled piles of clothes strewn across floor)
4) might try to revive oneself in cold shower but instead pass out with water running and pinch a loaf in the tub
by matthew mc December 04, 2006
Used by the awesome Toby Turner aka Tobuscus! Polite way of saying what the f**k, used in loads of minecraft and happy wheels videos on youtube, who would be mad at a biscuit?!
by Unicorndreams October 18, 2013
by Summit Waterboy July 26, 2018