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Bishop Kelley

just smart alcoholics who don’t gaf
“dude u go to bishop kelley why don’t you try”
“i’d rather not
by JERRY ! October 7, 2021
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izzy bishop

Izzy Bishop is a hot as babe who deserves all the love in the world and to be treated with the utmost respect
Is that Izzy bishop, she’s the hottest girl I know
by Xavier6969 January 21, 2018
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Josie Bishop

The proper name(which itself sounds marvelous) of the only girl in the world. Awesome and brilliant, this girl turns the most terrible thing into the best thing ever. Once you know her, you can't imagine the rest of your life without her. She is so beautiful and smart, that you cannot be indifferent to her presence. Basically, the perfect girl, even if she thinks otherwise. There's no actual definition to her name, as it is something you feel, not formulate an opinion about, hence any word is just not enough. And anyone that doesn't see that on her cannot deserve a spot on her heart. An advice: don't let her know you like her so soon, and be the best you can to her.
«the boy sees the list of his classmates over the teacher's desk and thinks»:

"Josie Bishop"...what a singular name!
by Jo'ves April 2, 2017
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Dirty Bishop

When a woman sitting next to you leaves an airport lounge before you, and you immediately sniff her seat to detect some sweet, sweet butt biscuits.
This chick was Charlotte-bound, so I had to pull a dirty Bishop and get me somma dem butt biscuits in my nostril holes.
by Flirtin Burton June 11, 2024
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Bishoped

A word used to describe a person that cant attract females even when they try all the time. Even if the dont give up and try their very best they still fail to pull females.
"That guy has tried to get so many girls but just cant" "Yeah man he is totally bishoped"
by Chuck91 April 1, 2023
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Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate
I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen
by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020
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bishop

is a joke! known by many people through their hometown framingham but nowhere else because they bums
i’m kinda scared i’m bishop
by bishop slayer July 24, 2023
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