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Jessica

Typically a girl from Idaho who loves animals. They’re usually in sales.
Hey Jessica! All’s well that are kind!
by didymus0 March 6, 2020
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Jessica

The most beautiful, kindest girl you will ever meet. Loves cats and hot cheetos. She's good in bed. The most attractive girl alive. Very loyal, stubborn and classy.
Kyle: "who's that?"

Sam: "That's Jessica"

Lilly: "I wish I was a Jessica"

Hope: "Every boy loves her"
by Psychotic brilliance May 25, 2018
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Jessica

A fucking cunt of a person she is a doush and can burn in hell and suck hilters balls.
yo Jessica is suck a fucking faggot
by travi skott November 21, 2019
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Jessica

Jessica’s are disrespectful selfish people who only defend who they know the most, in my years of catfishing I have catfished a lot of very fat Jessica girls and I left them when I saw the profile picture, especially Canadian and American ones. Canadian ones look really deformed and disgusting and American ones are always so white
Person 1: is that Jessica?
Person 2: OMG! she looks like an elephant

Person 1: XD
by catgirl16 January 28, 2019
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Jessica

The biggest mong u will ever meet in your life . Just about pushing 4”9 - bit dont worry shes a little cutieee
Damn that jessica likes gucci gang
by St.Pattrickk November 24, 2017
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Jessica Jane

This name sounds like Western but is used in Indonesia. Sadly, this name is not used positively but negatively. They're not even Muslims but keep using Islamic terms (i.e. astaghfirullah) to harass Muslims. That's why Muslims don't like them.
Jessica Jane has very smelly feet that no one loves.
by austinlim July 10, 2022
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Jessica Capshaw

She's a marmade who left the fairytailes, an amazing, flawless, beautiful angel sent from heaven who is also a sex god.

One minute she is cute as a button, the next, she is supermegafoxyawesomehot.

Her existence proves that God does indeed exist, and he is one bad ass mo' fuckah.

She has the most super magic smile in the whole word and she should win a million awards for her insane talents.

She is a life ruiner and If you believe that perfection doesn't exist you should think about Jessica Capshaw.

She makes straight girls go gay and gay men go straight.
She also makes Ovaries explode and then you wanna have her babies.
Lea: Who's that blonde hottie on Grey's Anatomy?
Emma: Jessica Capshaw of course!
by Ttte123 October 16, 2011
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