cat sword

A large enormous penis in which it is used to slap people with

Catarina pulled out her cat sword and slapped ace with it

by Annnnnnnnndreeeeeeee May 10, 2018

Cat

The most evil creature to ever live. Feline is the scientific name for this group.

The cat curled it’s tail around my wrist. I stopped typing and reached out a hand to pet her. She meowed and I rubbed her ears. Before I could touch her again however, she hissed and scratched my hand. Now sporting a bloody cut, I grabbed the cat by the scruff and hauled her to the basement steps. I gave her a nudge with my foot and she ran down the steps.
Later-
After bandaging my hand, I sat at my computer and typed some stuff. The cat came upstairs and started wailing in my ear. I went downstairs and saw she had no food. So, I reached for her bowl when all of a sudden, the crazy cat scratched me! Soon after, the cat tried to kill me so I gave her to my annoying sister. My sister always showed up at family gatherings from then on sporting multiple cuts.

by HotBabeLove May 30, 2019

stab the cat

Penetrating a vagina forcefully enough to make it bleed. I.e. Vigorously bottoming out.

1: Beat that pussy up
2: You fucken me so hard last night that I'm on my period.
3: Your going to have to call the rspca tonight because I'm going to kill the family pet.
4: Touch your toes I'm going to stab the cat.

by thebloodyfunnel May 21, 2015

wawa cat

A beautiful image of a cat edited to have no ears, mostly paired with the famous song “Enemy”

“Bro did you see the wawa cat photo”
“Oh the misery”

by SaggyOldManDoodoo June 14, 2022

ur cat a twat

the only insult capable of destroying the universe and everyone in it.
an infinity worse than all the ur mom gays and what not.

Thompsonson: ur mom gay
David: ur granny tranny
Gerome: ur cat a twat

*Universe implodes*

by Pusseylovah06 March 27, 2018

Jiggle Belly Cat

A cat with a jiggle belly

Jiggle belly

Jiggle belly

Jiggle belly cat

Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle and jiggle
And jiggle belly
Jiggle belly caaaaaaaat
Jiggle belly

Jiggle belly

Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly cat
Ehhhhhhhhhhhh
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle and jiggle
and jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
I said that's a jelly biggle cat
Biggle jelly
Jiggle belly
Biggle .................
Biggle jelly cat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
And a jiggle belly cat
That's a jiggle belly caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat :)
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly cat
and a jiggle belly cat
Jiggle bellyyyyyyyyy
And that's
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly caaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
A jiggle bel-ly cat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle Belly
Jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly cat's leaving meeeee :(

by Avenoul December 5, 2023

smurf cat

cat that a smurf

smurf cat

by smurf cat September 27, 2023