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Flaming Guy Fieri

This is a cocktail. Its one part Bacardi, one part Captain Morgan, one part pineapple juice, one part coconut milk, half part cholula, one part fire ball. Pour over ice, garnish with lame gas station sunglasses... For a frozen blended, use creme de coco instead of coconut milk, with a 151 floater lit on fire. Garnish with jersey shore chain.

flaming guy fieri; aka the dumpster fire; aka the singed visor; aka the peroxide blonde; aka the stanky goatee

credit: Javier Piquero
"hey man, give me a flaming guy fieri"
"oh, you never heard of that?"
"cool, its one part bacardi, one part captain morgan, one part pineapple, one part half part cholula, one part fire ball"
by PavierJiquero February 10, 2023
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That Guy

"That Guy" refers to the player Phreakyahs who is literally him. Often referred to as "The one", "Jmoorsey's Superior", or just "Massa", Phreakyahs has power levels well beyond that of any authority.
I couldn't possibly unwhitelist Phreakyahs, he's that guy
by FantasticFreedoms December 13, 2024
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I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy

It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!
Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
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Orion Vii Guy / Thebroman133

The most underrated transit enthusiast out there, very top tier, knows all about buses, nerd of The Bee-Line System
Is that Orion Vii Guy / Thebroman133? This guy called broman is a nerd of buses
by Guy that likes buses November 25, 2021
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Has been sexiest guy/girl

Someone who was a rock star or something similar in the 80s but is no longer in style.
People started laughing at the has been sexiest guy/girl.

Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody knows that motherfucker.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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thigh guy

A thigh guy is a man who loves the thicc thighs of a female and often has fantasies about them
Person 1: Look at Charlotte, she's got some thicc ass thighs
Person 2: Stop being such a thigh guy
by SebaliMotherTrucker October 29, 2023
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rise guy

That one guy at your university who you’re too scared to talk to. Even when your friends tell you to shoot your shot, you don’t.
Friend: “hey isn’t that rise guy? Go talk to him”

You: “No but thank you
by Pepe el pollo September 5, 2021
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