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Stupid woman fart

A term used to insult a woman you don't like. It means that she is stupid and as worthless as a fart.
by Defuss May 29, 2017
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Intellectual Fart Wafting

Writing or stating an extremely practiced remark to try to sound smart, but in reality just sounding like a pretentious ass.
The book "Alchemy of Mind" is nothing more than intellectual fart wafting.
by Creamsodatheory May 12, 2013
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Sloppy Joe Fart

Little bit of poop that shoots out and gets stuck in the butt crack. Causing Sloppy Joe Buns.
The buffet last night gave me Sloppy Joe Farts.

Sloppy Joe Farts are the leading cause of SJB
by Wabalabadubdub August 14, 2016
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Scissor Fart

The act of vibrating the vagina or scrotum with a loud vibrating fart while scissoring.
I asked that lonely chick if she liked vibrators, she said yes so I scissored her and ripped the biggest fart ever known to mankind.

This is known as a scissor fart.
by Mr. Bald March 29, 2009
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Ball Fart

My Favorite Thing To Say Makes me Hard every time my boyfriend hates it but I love him right guys!?
by Ball Fart God May 9, 2020
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quagulated cum fart

Much like quagulated blood, old semen is inserted into an asshole and is then farted.
1.After that ass reaming over a week ago, I've found out that I was diagnosed by my doctor, that I've been having quagulated cum farts.

2.A complete douche bag, who is short, and so is his temper.

3.A fan of hockey team Phildalphia Flyers.
by old cum fart bubbles May 11, 2011
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Carolina Fart Bubble

Using your fart to blow a bubble with your bubble gum. Usually happens when under the influence of mind altering substances. Can be a form of foreplay at teen parties.
Zach was trying to impress Gabi at Tyler's party when he decided to to a Carolina Fart Bubble. After several failed attempts, two blue flames, and buring Roy's eyebrows off. Jared showed Zach how it was done using Bazooka gum. This caused Britanny to want to do it in the dugout the next softball game, but Jolene chewed all the gum. Robert and Thomas were so excited they wrote a song about blowing bubbles with your ass.
by hummashammalammadingdong March 15, 2010
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