flying jumbo nuts

when you throw a naked man with inflamed testicles off a particularly high building for no particular reason.

i love to see flying jumbo nuts when im sad, it always makes me happy.

by fubar is not wiggles as he is February 21, 2010

nut-cut shorts

Male shorts that are so short the male genitalia can be seen.

Damn, I wish that fag would put on some longer shorts. His balls are hanging out of his nut-cut shorts.

by jessie blum May 12, 2008

JOURNAL OF NO NUT NOVEMBER

SECTION 69:

PAGE 420

LINE 69

'HE WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHEN NNN STARTS, HATH NOT OFFICIALY STARTED NNN SINCE HE HATH NOT REALISED HATH MISTAKE'

damn man he's got a thic penis. im going to check if he's abiding by the rules of the JOURNAL OF NO NUT NOVEMBER.

by PROFFESOR_McPenis November 1, 2020

Alaskan Nut Tug

An Alaskan nut tug is when two gays go back to back and bend down. Then proceed to put each other's balls in the opposing homos asshole, then falling face-first onto the ground while both gay men's balls are being tugged from each other's assholes.

Korbin, "Uncle carter wanted to take me home after church to try a new trend called the Alaskan Nut Tug."

by Bill cosbo October 7, 2021

crack a nut o'clock

when your feeling that sudden need to just crack a nut.

person1: what time is it. person2: IT CRACK A NUT O'CLOCK

by cheesy wet cheese milk May 3, 2023

cobbing me nuts

Sweating profusely

I've got COVID, and have been cobbing me nuts.

by onkydon1 March 25, 2022

above my nuts

it means to be up and doing something with yourself and not just sitting on ur ass and doing nothing when you have a goal to reach. when you're sitting, your nuts are on the same level as your lap instead of hanging underneath you. when your up, you're above your nuts.

Eugene: "she like me cause i'm above my nuts. never on my ass"

by rippeep March 28, 2021