2 and a 5

The sexual act of a man fingering a woman with 2 fingers, whilst she gives him a 5 Knuckle Shuffle.

The numbers are subject to change under the right circumstances.

Brady: Yo, I went round to Alice's last night
Carl: Did you smash?
Brady: No. But we did have a 2 and a 5.

by MeAndMyDad June 15, 2018

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PC 2

The sequel to the PC. A parody of next generation consoles.

Hey, are you getting the PS5?

Nah, I'm waiting for Elon Musk to announce the PC 2.

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

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2 birds on the tree

A drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree

Drunk man: "I'm not drunk, I can clearly see the 2 birds on the tree"
Police: "..There's no bird on the tree, are you a drunk man? This is a classic, a drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree!"

by Klockoline October 13, 2023

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Dragon's Dogma 2

I... Must... Be Lion-man... I MUST BE LION-MAN!

Hym 🙀

Iam "What?"

Hym "Dra... Dragon's dogma 2 😧🫵 Look!"

Iam 😱 "THAT'S A LION-MAN! THERE! IN THE PRESETS! LION-MAN!"

Hym "I must..."

Iam "It's not going to look like me..."

Hym "It will he as we should..."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

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2 pound pom

Your classic Pommy immigrant, that has rejoiced and now worships in the Aussie bogan culture. Living the good life with an early tin in hand, the free jumpers that come in bulk buy beer specials and enjoying a few snaggs on the barrrbee with his other geeza mates.

Joining the original convict settler generations for breakfast tins in the pre- departure lounge waiting for their annual exciting cultural experience to a back street of Kuta, where they will spend this years no LTI bonus drinking warm Bintangs by a piss filled pool.

I saw the airport lounge full of 2 pound poms

by Tincandiver August 21, 2023

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