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slide n glide

When you have a gloriously smooth shit. So smooth in fact, that when one wipes, there is no evidence. To qualify, a deposit must be no less than 6 linear inches with a minimum 5 inch girth.
Man, I just had the best slide n glide I’ve ever had!
by Mr. Hankey May 3, 2022
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N/A

Nonexistent, non-existent, inexistent, there isn't, there aren't.
by ZIRB7326 January 31, 2022
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Steak 'N Shake 'N Bake

When people get high in the dorm at jmu and go to the on campus steak n shake to satisfy their munchies.
Person 1: U wanna boof?
Person 2: yeah, im already hungry tho so im gonna have major munchies
Person 1: Aight, Steak 'N Shake 'N Bake?
Person 2: Yessir

*smoke weed in the dorm then go to steak n shake when they are high*
by Prill. May 2, 2019
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lar tor n

lar tor n, just lar tor n.
Dying man seeing the gates of heaven:
"I can see the end of the horizon.....LAR??"

"it is i, the great lar tor n."

And lar tor n takes the dying man to the pearly gates of heaven.
by CyborgTallinn March 11, 2024
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Wiggum (n.)

After the Simpsons character Ralph Wiggum, used to describe a wide-eyed individual who remains happily unaware of their own ignorance. Not only can this person not stay focused on the task at hand (typically caused by a self-imposed distraction or mishap), but also, the person may not fully understand the task at hand... or reality in general. Explaining to the individual the error of their ways is futile for this reason, as the mistakes they make are based on the fact that they are not aware of the most basic things in life which are acceptable or not acceptable to do.
Wiggum (n.): "Did he really just use the word 'unpossible' with a straight face?! That guy is such a wiggum."
by king_e_dawg October 27, 2010
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Slip n go

When you've started showering but then get the need to shit so you step out mid shower and very slipperly sit on the throne. It's a wipe free situation as you will rejoin the shower just after... one of life's sweetest treats
F: can I get in the bathroom
M:Sorry hun, gimme t mins
F: why? Your in the shower
M: yeah that taco got the best of me so I've had to take a tactical slip n go. I'll be back in the shower in 3 mins
by Slipngo April 1, 2021
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Brew ‘n’ chew

An event with brings together a small group of ex-work colleagues over alcohol to discuss our lives, workplaces and the world in a safe, non-woke space usually at a bar or relaxed venue. Chatham House rules apply.
“Man, when is the next brew ‘n’ chew? Have I got a story for you about Peter’s new girlfriend…”

“I can’t make it to brew ‘n’ chew tomorrow lads, the misses is making salmon for dinner!”
by CrusaderAAA August 3, 2022
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