Nice Guy

Nice guys are demi-gods. A benevolent all giving entity, too pure for this cruel world. Unwanted by this ungrateful society, he does everything for others without receiving his fair share of sexual currency. Never fuel their wrath by reminding them that maybe what they have done is self-interested and hurtful. A nice guy hates nothing more than to be portrayed as "the bad guy". The nice guy can be found on a god-complex pedestal. Beware those too naive to know the perils of the nice guys' spider web.

Nice guys finish last

Nobody wants a nice guy

Girl's just go for assholes

by valeriansalad April 14, 2022

hat guy

a guy who walks around school with a hat on and his head down. he thinks he’s in the flaxxies but he isn’t and also he is big botman

girl 1: look it’s hat guy
girl 2: oh yea he’s a fookin bot man
girl 1: he is not even in the flaxxies!!
girl 2: L

by robocopcarter September 7, 2020

drake the type of guy

a saying that suggests that drake is either:
- a very flamboyant person
- a goofy cartoon stereotype
- a pedophile (according to the new allegations)

"drake the type of guy to say 'embarrasingggg~ 💅💅💅'"

"drake the type of guy to float in the air when he smells a freshly baked pie"

"drake the type of guy to say 'high school pics you was even bad then' in his songs"

by setfna June 18, 2024

max the cool guy

he smoke 10 cones and loves bongs

he a max the cool guy

by maxthecoolguy June 7, 2022

Slap a guys ass day

december 5th is slap a guys ass day

guy 1: hey
guy 2: hey, its slap a guys ass day

by georgewhd December 4, 2023

Scary Selfish Guy (With A Look In His Eye)

A man, who, driven completely and solely by demonic self-interest, would be willing to undermine and compromise any person or value in order to achieve his goals. Usually really loves life. When Scary Selfish Guy is relaxed, even for a moment, and the facade that he presents to the world relaxes, even momentarily, one can see the most terrifying look in his eye which signifies his complete and utter selfishness.

Ryan: Dude, please call the police, I'm bleeding out. That guy was drunk and hit us at 90 mph. I can't believe that you're okay.

Gavin: Dude, I can't. I'm trying to get with Kayla and she like, really likes ruthless guys. I'm sorry man, I'll catch you later. *leaves scene*
Ryan: Holy fuck, that guy is a Scary Selfish Guy (With A Look In His Eye).

by BonerMasterMick2 November 21, 2025

Come on guys lets be friends now

The sentence "Come on guys lets be friends now" originated from Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. its a sentence you say after bullying someone, and when they talk smack back to you you say that sentence. its basically a way to play victim when you are obviously in the wrong.

PonyRider2002: hey leon you fucking suck at the game hang yourself
Leon: hey why would you say that?
PonyRider2002: come on guys lets be friends now

by sninky3 January 16, 2018