plop a fat one

To take a rather large, long shit in the toilet.

"Off to plop a fat one.. I might be a while , I'm taking my phone"

by noelgayllagher November 20, 2019

One Scott minute

The time between one minute and 36 hours

Scott 'I'll call back in one minute' then 3 days pass with no contact that is one Scott minute

by 13579876543212468 August 21, 2018

Scat one out

To masturbate and take a shit at the same time.

I had to scat one out before my big date. I didn't want to have to take a dump around a girl on a first date and if course I needed to rub one out before a date.

by donkeybuddha August 21, 2015

one-night stand

The act of standing for a whole night, usually as a punishment for having one-night stands with your partner without letting your parents know.

Guy 1: "Yoo parents suckssssss....."
Guy 2: "What's wrong, dude?"
Guy 1: "My parents made me do a one-night stand in front of them for having a one-night stand earlier with my girl without letting 'em know."
Guy 1: "Oof, that's sad."
Guy 2: "VERYYY!!"
Hot girl: (to Guy 2) "Heya there, hottie! That one-night stand with you was amazing <3"
Parents of Guy 2: *overhears what the girl said* (to Guy 2) "Oh yeah! Last night, we had a great time watching you do a one-night stand too!"
Guy 2: *passes out*

by the know-it-all guy October 13, 2023

one legged squat

a rare and exotic bird that is red and green, has one leg and squats frequently, akin to the snype

the one legged squat is eating the cookie.

by luff006 January 19, 2011

one-o-six

A booty call.

I gotta go meet up with my one-o-six.

by Phatastic August 18, 2003

one kejew please

Islamajew

cunt one kejew please

by The𓂸Reverend August 25, 2021