plop a fat one

To take a rather large, long shit in the toilet.

"Off to plop a fat one.. I might be a while , I'm taking my phone"

by noelgayllagher November 20, 2019

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One Scott minute

The time between one minute and 36 hours

Scott 'I'll call back in one minute' then 3 days pass with no contact that is one Scott minute

by 13579876543212468 August 21, 2018

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Scat one out

To masturbate and take a shit at the same time.

I had to scat one out before my big date. I didn't want to have to take a dump around a girl on a first date and if course I needed to rub one out before a date.

by donkeybuddha August 21, 2015

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one-night stand

The act of standing for a whole night, usually as a punishment for having one-night stands with your partner without letting your parents know.

Guy 1: "Yoo parents suckssssss....."
Guy 2: "What's wrong, dude?"
Guy 1: "My parents made me do a one-night stand in front of them for having a one-night stand earlier with my girl without letting 'em know."
Guy 1: "Oof, that's sad."
Guy 2: "VERYYY!!"
Hot girl: (to Guy 2) "Heya there, hottie! That one-night stand with you was amazing <3"
Parents of Guy 2: *overhears what the girl said* (to Guy 2) "Oh yeah! Last night, we had a great time watching you do a one-night stand too!"
Guy 2: *passes out*

by the know-it-all guy October 13, 2023

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