Bro G

An Original Bro.

See that dude with gray hair running the pong table? He's a bro g.

by Baneshaker September 2, 2021

Hold the Broccoli, Bro

(in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis”

Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.

Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.

by sethsdog1102 May 5, 2022

Ultimate Good Bro

That bro you can always count on at anytime, he never disappoints.

I partnered with Rukumbira Tonny Blair because he is an ultimate good bro.

by rukbro December 1, 2021

bro unity

When you and your bro come together in strong agreeance or intense unity

‘I totally get you bro. I feel you deep in my soul’
‘Total Bro Unity’

by rabidlover February 9, 2022

bro bustin time

When dad realizes his teen sons are horny all the time and jerk off alot like he did as a boy, he gets them a hooker and rents a motel room. Dad can then watch his sons fuck and get sucked off by the girl or join in with his boys and blow some massive loads of sperm.

Boy #1: Dude, dad got us a hooker again for your birthday this time! Boy #2: Sweet! It's bro bustin time! Dude I got a compliment from the girl last time how good my sperm load tastes. LOL

by Watchinfool December 14, 2023

Bro-Mom

A woman in your wife's social circle who is cool and even though you might smash under other circumstances you can be cool and hang with now without sexual attraction and she can still be your bro

Howzit to my favorite Bro-Mom? Down for some tacos?

by Fursey O'Veebee October 6, 2022

Why y’all on bro’s tip?

A phrase that you would use to defend a stranger that’s getting talked shit to by two or more people, the phrase would make sense if the trash talkers were talking shit to a unproblematic person and due to something that literally doesn’t affect them or anybody else.

Person 1: yoo why are you wearing those clothes

Person 2: yeah that shit look so ugly

Person 3: never would you catch me with that HA

Person 4: why y’all on bro’s tip?

by The slang teacher May 26, 2022