tits on a bicycle

Something completely unbelievable.
Used the same way as "christ on a bike"

"ah fuck, tits on a bicycle!"

by dogfuccr September 9, 2018

tit berry

Another word for a nipple.

I love it when a girl sucks on my tit berry.

by SantanaLopez December 8, 2013

Titting Around

Women's version of dicking around.

"All these bitches keep titting around"

by sweeeeeeeeeeetshawtie August 4, 2014

Hebrew Tit-Sucking

A method of tit-sucking where you start out with the right tiddie and then move to the left one, like you’re reading a sentence in Hebrew. Ideally each tiddie gets a couple minutes of s u c c.

Have you tried the Hebrew Tit-Sucking technique? The girls are goin’ wild for it in quarantine.

I just fucked a Jewish girl last night bro, gave her that good Hebrew Tiddie-Suck beforehand and she came in 10 minutes.

by Coochie Connoisseur May 28, 2020

Bitch Tits

A word defining a man with saggy tits, do to the fact he doesn't work out and likes women around the age of 15.

Wow, look at the bitch tits on that guy.
Tyler really let his bitch tits go.
Papa princes bitch tits go flopping when he runs to first.

by B.Tits Antio November 3, 2012

Tits on a bull

Useless

Armond R is like tits on a bull

by Gmeleez April 24, 2025

Virgin's Tits

An expression applicable to a wide variety of situations in place of any more vulgar or appropriate sayings. ( primarily as a noun )
Can also be used as an exclamation totally irrelevant to the following sentence.

Man, it's nipppin out! I'm colder than virgin's tits!!

My boss is being a tyrant; he's been making work harder than a virgin's tit lately!!

VIRGIN'S TITS I need to get laid!!

by Dave&SK July 7, 2011