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2:55 meeting

A meeting in which everyone does cocaine to get lively for the rest of the work day.

-Usually the cocaine is provided but if it is BYOC it is formal to state that in the meeting invite
-Likened to 4:20 but with more of a workplace adaptation.
"Guys, we are having a 2:55 meeting because today is taking forever..."

"Tina is having a 2:55 meeting so that we can get our sales numbers up for the day."
by ElBandito2222 May 14, 2015
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Left for Dead 2

A videogame from 2009 created by Valve in which 4 survivors named Coach, Nick, Ellis and Rochelle make it from Point A to B before escaping at the finale it has a large variety of campaigns and the expert mode makes you wanna die
Guy 1: Wanna play Left for Dead 2?

Guy 2: Sure but I’m being Coach
by Emersed February 12, 2025
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Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"

Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
No wonder we never saw that kid again.... Holy shit!

And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023
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2 shits to sunday

The phrase you say when someone asks what, when, where, how, and why something or someone is the way it is, basicly the answer to every question.
My bio mother: why do you hate me

Me: 2 shits to sunday

Person in background: DAMNNNNN!!!
by Unhinged Farris wheel July 7, 2025
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2 Minutes Off

girl - hahahaha babe u look funny
guy- dats it, 2 minutes off.
by JUSKALO September 26, 2008
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2 fingers and one thumb

'I love you' in sign language.

a medium used to express your love for someone without voicing it out.
'2 fingers and one thumb' Tony showed his mother. Not that would be the last time she would get to see him do that.
by whoissanti? October 14, 2022
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Joker 2 (slang)

The act of having anal sex with someone while they are restrained with handcuffs or a straitjacket
Joker 2 (slang): Damn I didn't know Maggie was freaky like that, she came over and asked me to give her the Joker 2!
by 00_pen15_00 October 30, 2024
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