smiley cat

The most ugliest scumbag u will ever meet

Ooh look at smiley cat, she needs to die

by Kenzie226 November 11, 2015

Cat

Demons dressed as clouds. Literally will eat you alive, but, they're cute. They will eat any cheese that isn't for them, then give you the sad eyes when you don't let them drink from your glass.

Synonyms: Furry beast, furry demon, arm eater,fluff ball, feline, cloud

The cat demolished my arm when they mistook our playing for a death match.

by JaceOfTheAce October 29, 2020

cat door

(Noun)
-The vajay-jay
-The miraculous well from which all human life springs forth
-Straight up pussy

(Courtesy of Miranir - no, our sense of humor will not improve)

"I am a simple man - I require only a good meal, a tender embrace, and entrance into that sweet-sweet cat door."

"I have been a good noodle, paying my taxes, and remaining free from harlotry or fornication; but now on this mid-summer's eve as wedding bells sing, I know that soon, I will come home through the cat door."

"Some go for the front, other's the back - as for me, I go for the cat door."

by Mr. Candy Corn September 30, 2024

Cat

A dumb mother fucker who will always stay by and never ditch you.
(As long as you have food)

Hey hows your cat?
Hungry

by My cat ate my nan October 15, 2019

The battle cats

Literally the best F2P gacha game ever, created in 2012 by random Japanese company called "Ponos"(in 2014 was released globaly). If somene said you have mental issues because you addicted to a cat game FUCK THEM! Because they probably didn't even play this game once.

Guy 1:Yo I'm started playing The battle cats, is this good?
guy 2:No shit it is bro.

by Moe Lester123456789 October 6, 2025

shaving my cat

Shaving your girls pussy

(Friend calls) " hey dude come out tonight"
Dude: "can't I'm shaving my cat tonight"

by Browncam183 February 7, 2017

Orange Cat

Either a cute cat that likes to cuddle or an old grumpy one that likes to bite you for no reason, or also a cat that eats alot of lazana and likes to be a fat ass.

That cat was being such an orange cat

by The Man of the kingdom November 10, 2024