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fisting 2 pints

The act of inserting two pints of lager into a persons vaginal og rectal opening using force.
Fisting 2 pints required all of Jacks strength. But Jill insisted they could fit.
by CannedHappiness December 21, 2023
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2 kloz 2 duh dirt

This saying is used when someone is stating that they were to close to death for some reason.
Kiayah: hey, babe where have you been why haven’t you been answering my texts or calls?!
Isaac: shi wdp babe I aint respond 2 anythn bkuz I wuz 2 kloz 2 duh dirt n shi i had 2 spend a whole day n duh hospital bein monitored by a workr n shi al night.
Kiayah: oh, okay are you doing and feeling much better now amor??
Isaac: yeu I am babe thankz fo worryin bout me.
by Syk0 Pcz December 26, 2023
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poem 2 by mya

Poem 2 by mya

There's only so much a person can take in and for me there's only little I can take before I break.
I'm only young yet I'm facing so many consequences and mental issues that it becomes to much.
Fear dwels on me when it comes to school or talking about my feeling and its always to much.
Iam facing the consequences of all my wrong doings that make me have a bad reputation.
Yet my fake smile makes me not fear to much of it and more egnore it with all I have.
To much is when I feel to overwhelmed by everything.
Everything I do is apparently to much for other people so to much is always to much.
Its okay it's poem 2 by mya
by Fairymimoolooloo December 28, 2023
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poem 2 by mya

Poem 2 by mya

There's only so much a person can take in and for me there's only little I can take before I break.
I'm only young yet I'm facing so many consequences and mental issues that it becomes to much.
Fear dwels on me when it comes to school or talking about my feeling and its always to much.
Iam facing the consequences of all my wrong doings that make me have a bad reputation.
Yet my fake smile makes me not fear to much of it and more egnore it with all I have.
To much is when I feel to overwhelmed by everything.
Everything I do is apparently to much for other people so to much is always to much.
Its okay it's poem 2 by mya
by Fairymimoolooloo December 28, 2023
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poem 2 by mya

Poem 2 by mya

There's only so much a person can take in and for me there's only little I can take before I break.
I'm only young yet I'm facing so many consequences and mental issues that it becomes to much.
Fear dwels on me when it comes to school or talking about my feeling and its always to much.
Iam facing the consequences of all my wrong doings that make me have a bad reputation.
Yet my fake smile makes me not fear to much of it and more egnore it with all I have.
To much is when I feel to overwhelmed by everything.
Everything I do is apparently to much for other people so to much is always to much.
Its okay it's poem 2 by mya
by Fairymimoolooloo December 28, 2023
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Team Fortress 2

Used to be a first person shooter, now its just bot haven
by Trenchwarrior1917 December 30, 2023
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best 2 mans

the best 2 man on the planet is -
ARYANA + AQUILES
and
BELLA + MAX
this is the best 2 man on the planet and no one will ever beat it.
“aquiles and aryana & bella and max are the best 2 mans ever they’re such cute couples and theyre jus awesome
by steve.can December 30, 2023
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