by Kake-Nonosquare30 July 20, 2020

Damn, Malia is the dirtiest..... no one can top her in the bad, she has every guy going wild, but she’s not for the streets
by by Malia’s hoe April 30, 2020

by JeanAlmondJoy April 16, 2020

-Noun dur-tee johnz
An act in which an individual, after defecating, makes use of the shower to cleanse themselves because of a lack of toilet paper.
An act in which an individual, after defecating, makes use of the shower to cleanse themselves because of a lack of toilet paper.
Tim: Hey there's no toilet paper left in the bathroom.
Bob: You need me to get you some?
Tim: No it's cool I just pulled a dirty jones with your shower.
Bob: Get the fuck out of my house.
Bob: You need me to get you some?
Tim: No it's cool I just pulled a dirty jones with your shower.
Bob: Get the fuck out of my house.
by LSDamn! January 4, 2011

When two guys eat one girls butthole and she queefs onto their mouths and they simultaneously nut so hard that they see rainbows.
by Chickenlickerdaddy April 16, 2020

When having sex with a girl from behind, you gag yourself, making yourself vomit. Use the vomit to lube up your hand, and insert it into the womans ass, fisting her ass while you are doing her doggy style.
by Kyle Christie July 20, 2008

My roommate John was so drunk that he pissed in the condom while his girlfriend was riding his cock, he pulled a dirty john on her
by AtroxStryker April 4, 2008
