When your smashing a girl have her lay on her back with her ass in the air fill her pussy up with ketchup and dip your mcnuggets into her ketchup filled vagina
by Datboiblazin January 08, 2018
by JeanAlmondJoy April 16, 2020
I left the movie theatre and dirty bazooka'd the first girl I saw in the back of my car. The police came quickly, as did I.
by Animal Mother April 18, 2007
When two guys eat one girls butthole and she queefs onto their mouths and they simultaneously nut so hard that they see rainbows.
by Chickenlickerdaddy April 17, 2020
-Noun dur-tee johnz
An act in which an individual, after defecating, makes use of the shower to cleanse themselves because of a lack of toilet paper.
An act in which an individual, after defecating, makes use of the shower to cleanse themselves because of a lack of toilet paper.
Tim: Hey there's no toilet paper left in the bathroom.
Bob: You need me to get you some?
Tim: No it's cool I just pulled a dirty jones with your shower.
Bob: Get the fuck out of my house.
Bob: You need me to get you some?
Tim: No it's cool I just pulled a dirty jones with your shower.
Bob: Get the fuck out of my house.
by LSDamn! January 04, 2011
When having sex with a girl from behind, you gag yourself, making yourself vomit. Use the vomit to lube up your hand, and insert it into the womans ass, fisting her ass while you are doing her doggy style.
by Kyle Christie April 12, 2007
My roommate John was so drunk that he pissed in the condom while his girlfriend was riding his cock, he pulled a dirty john on her
by AtroxStryker April 05, 2008