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New Oxford High School

The worst fucking school of the state. Who the fuck even loves it there? No one. Everyone is gay. Everyone smokes. You’d be surprised if you didn’t have a teachers hand down your pants already. The school fucking blows and it’s all bullshit. Oh wait I didn’t even mention the technical difficulties during all the fucking assemblies. Shits retarded and I feel retarded for being taught there. God mother fucking damn.
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I’m no Miss New York

What you say when you mean you’re nothing special; sure, I did this, but, I’m humble about it.

Also used as a humble reply to a compliment.
Ethan: Safira your handwriting is so perfect, mine is so bad!!
Safira: I’m no Miss New York.

Safira: I’m no Miss New York, but I wrote a 10-page-essay in two hours.
by Sunday Fairchild May 11, 2022
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New York Thunder Storm

When you eat a New York steak for dinner then after you eat a girl out and because of how bad it smells, you throw up in her pussy. So you caused a New York Thunder Storm in her pussy.
Last night I caused a New York Thunder Storm in bed and my girlfriend dumped me 30 minutes after.
by Iwillpredictpeople72937 December 30, 2020
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Animal Crossing : New Horizons

A wholesome game of where you can place down furniture, paths, custom patterns, shops, ETC anywhere on your island. Plant flowers. Evolve your island with terraforming, play with friends, and talk to cute animal villagers while a animal named Tom nook evolves your home by putting bells in the nook stop. There is also stores. (Furniture store, clothing store, art store, ETC?)
*Animal crossing : new horizons starts up*

Tom nook : hey bitch welcome to the island bells now.

You : I’m poor

Tom nook : ok then collect nook miles on ur phone

You : ok

*fucking couple months later*

Tom nook : thank you for building island we are at five star now.

You : ok

Tom nook : ok idk what else you do so do whatever now

You : ok
by Ch1ck3nNugg3t February 10, 2021
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New Tidy Town Committee

Killorglin needs a new Tidy Town Commitee. The current TT group have alienised volunteers and our wildly unpopular. Over 50% of the organizations in town now refuse to work with them. Brendan Foley, James Day and Orna Eccles should retire and hand over bank account and social media details so a new group can be elected and hopefully repair the damage the current committee has done.
Killorglin needs a new Tidy Town Committee. They have loss all support and credibility
by Killorglinpetition April 18, 2021
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Gu Chunhui News Network

Gu Chunhui News Network/GCNN is a news network primarily based in Turkmenistan, however it has stations in Türkiye And China and france. Led by PsychoGenius. It is the most TRUSTED news source, it has collaborations with Wang Dong News Network and Bao Shuang News Network, it primarily reports on crime and war.
Guy 1: CNN is the most trusted news network
Guy 2: That is completely false, Gu Chunhui News Network is far more reliable and trusted. Please do research before making such an uneducated comment...
by GCNN Executive September 10, 2023
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New England Clam Job

A male ejaculating into a vagina, and then immediately giving that female oral sex thus recieving some hot clam chowder.
Think hot white and creamy.
by Wyotech Chassis Fab. Dept. September 2, 2005
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