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Dentist Rock

When a man, usually caucasian in his mid-30s to late-50s that works in a profession other than music, gets dumped or divorced after a long relationship and "rediscovers" self-expression in the form of music.
Because their sense of style has frozen since the beginning of said relationship, it's usually heavily indicative of some long-forgotten or now derided genre or artist.
It almost always suffers from very low production value in both audio and the visuals for whatever medium on which they release it.

While the name implies a specific genre, it can also come in the form of hip hop, metal, jazz, or any other style of music.

See: "Moon River Rock" or "Can I Borrow a Feeling" for examples.
Ron: "Hey, did you get a chance to listen to my demos?"
Ron's Son: "Yeah, dad. Everyone has. It sounds exactly like Matchbox 20. It's so embarrassing."
Ron: "It is not! I put my blood, sweat, & tears into those songs! Some of those songs are about you and your mother, you know! How a man can hurt inside!"
Ron's Son: "It's fuckin' Dentist Rock, dad. Mom's with Gary now. Just leave it!"
by Busta Schnut October 28, 2023
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Urban Rock

A Rock band that is heavily influenced by other urban based genres such as Hip Hop, Techno, and Punk.
by obeyGOD October 29, 2010
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Rock ass

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La Rock

La Rock is the last name of about 2,487 people, deriving from French origins.
One of those people needs to name their baby boy Dwayne.
"Woah, look at what La Rock just pulled up in!"
by WeedEatingOranguntang May 24, 2022
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murk rock

A subgenre of rock music featuring heavy bass, trip-hop drum grooves, psychedelic guitars, SLOW tempos and ominous/mysterious lyrical themes. Can also use piano and experimental production to evoke a sophisticated "secret agent" vibe, or a mysterious far-away "underwater" feeling (hence the term murk).

Essentially, goth + grunge with electronic elements.
David Bowie's "Something in the Air (American Psycho Remix" is murk rock.

Rik Schaffer's instrumental tracks for VtM:B are murk rock.

Frøst's "Drag You Under" is murk rock.
by Choward Murphis November 22, 2024
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Camp Hi-rock

A camp in Southern Massachusetts that is visited by hundreds of people every summer. Best known for being visited and loved by Lady Gaga for multiple summers, hundreds of people go there and many others want it on Urban Dictionary. Hi-Rock is a place of acceptance, and it is considered one of the best Camps in America, rated #2 by Time magazine in 2002. Camp Hi-rock, every summer, is home to campers mainly from the Northeastern United states, and counselors mainly from European countries. These Europeans come to camp through a project that brings young European adults into the U.S. and into summer camps to work as counselors, in order to visit and work for a summer. Located on the Appalachian trail, the camp is mostly known for its beautiful and lavish hikes, but also offers water sports such as water skiing, boating, and even horse back riding. All in all, Camp Hi-rock is one of the best camps in America, and deserves to be featured on Urbandictionary.com.
Do you go to Camp Hi-Rock?
Yeah, it's great, last year I went and it was the best two weeks of my life!
So I should go there?
Heck yeah!
by Thinkabdknowmaster41501 July 17, 2016
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Memory of a rock

Memory of a rock is a phrase that you say when somebody’s memory is straight up trash.
“You dumb as hell, you got a memory of a rock sometimes
by anonymous April 3, 2023
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