December 25

a day where a creepy 90 year old man breaks into your home and becomes you and your siblings sugar daddy on this particular day every year. P.S he watches you while you sleep and gives you light kisses

Omg isn’t December 25 national hamster dedication day?? No you idiot, it’s my sugar daddy’s return after 364 days

by Tvd girl December 21, 2020

December 29

Punch a h0e day! Punch that one person that is a total h0e and that wear stuff really short

Billy: hey sally come here
Sally:yes-
Billy: *punchs*
Sally: what was that for?!
Billy: girl it is December 29!
Sally:rude!!

by a.dumb.cosplayer November 28, 2021

December 8

The day Juice Wrld died

Me: Yo it's December 8
Friend: And?
Me: Juice wrld died on this day
Friend: I still see his shadows in my room

by idontknowwhatiwantasmyname123 December 8, 2019

December 18

My birthday bitcheessss❤

December 18 remember that wish me on that day

by Yaaayyynaaayyyy November 23, 2021

15th December

Slap the birthday girl 5000 times.

15th December -Nayana is going to get slapped 5000 times

by Crazypoyusv December 7, 2020

December 19th

They are sometimes bitter, but can be sweet as well. Just don’t upset them!

Someone: happy December 19!
Someone w/ birthday on dec 19: what’s so special about December 19th?
Someone: it’s a day where you appreciate the person who has a birthday on that day. They truly care about you

by Ilysm<33333 March 9, 2022

Destroy Dick December

Every girl you see have to give you a blowjob if you want to. In the end your dick is getting so many blowjobs that you can't handle it, and your dick gets destroyed

Destroy Dick December

by venqo October 22, 2019