Rollin' Brown Eye

During sexual foreplay, the woman partner straddles the man, while laying on his back, facing the opposite direction, shits on his chest.

While Jack was handcuffed to the bed, his wife Maggy asked him "Would you like a Rollin' Brown Eye?" The man replies "What is that?" Maggy then shits on his chest as her husband watches her poop roll out of her bum.

by ChronicShrewms June 30, 2011

Brown eye spy

A brown eye spy is a homosexual caught staring at another man's buttox in the locker room.

"Dude, did you see that guy with make up on at the gym"?
"Yeah, that guys a brown eye spy".
"No way"!
"yeah we caught him Spying the brown eye last week".

by zack N November 30, 2010

Kissing the Brown Flower

"Kissing the Brown Flower" is the sexual act of inserting a Hershey's Kiss in the ass-hole of your partner, and then "eating out "and/or "tongue darting" the melted Hershey's chocolate as it drips out of the anus.

John shoved a Hershey's Kiss up Heather's asshole with his thumb, and then totally started kissing the brown flower.

by CrazyForCocoCream March 1, 2014

vertical brown file

The crevice of the buttocks. Generally, a sarcastic response to a question regarding the whereabouts of a lost item, or a question regarding where an item ought to be placed.

Question: "I've lost my keys, do you know where they are?"

Answer: "Have you checked your vertical brown file?"

Question: "Where should I file this memo?"

Answer: "Try the vertical brown file."

by orwell miller August 9, 2008

Brown star farmer

Someone who picks the chunks off their ass

Man: Your brown star has many clingons
woman: what?
Man: you better call the brown star farmer

by Phatbeats May 31, 2009

Phil Brown Tash

I facial hairstyle that is daft looking and used to identify people who are useless.

It is named after Football Manager Phil Brown as he famously wears the facial hairstyle while being permatanned.

Other noteable wearers of a Phil Brown tash are George Michael, Ian Forster, Dimmock and Ian's moms Son.

Look at that Phil Brown tash You are a Tool

by Ian's Mom's Special friend April 11, 2010

Brown butt paint

When you have been eating greasy fast-food and have to shit really bad, but the toliet is too dirty to sit on so you bend over and fart, blowing mud all over the toliet painting it brown.

While at the red robin, I had diarrea and gas real bad. The toliet had pee on the seat so I bent over infront of it and when I farted I blew mud all over the toliet painitng it brown. Brown butt paint in da house! Booyaa!

by Little Friggo capiche March 22, 2010