on the 26th of november is National bro toe sucking day, it is a day were you must suck your bros toes.
you: hey bro lemme suck those juicy toes
your bro: what why
you: cause its National bro toe sucking day
your bro: aight
your bro: what why
you: cause its National bro toe sucking day
your bro: aight
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Get the National kiss your girlfriend day mug.February 29th is known as National Toe Pic Trading Day. On this day, it is customary to send quality pictures of your toes to your friends. Make sure to moisturize your toes and clip your nails. Many participants decide to hire a professional Toe Photographer. Toe Photography is now a growing industry, thanks to this national holiday. This holiday was established by our founding fathers upon discovering their love for toes and the freedom that our foot-fingers symbolize.
—“Bro, make sure to moisturize you toes on National Toe Pic Trading Day.”
—“Of course bro, can’t wait.”
—“Of course bro, can’t wait.”
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Get the 2012 BCS National Championship Game mug.On April 19, you get to post your girl and tell her how much you love her, how she really means to you, kiss her grab her, tell her that you love her, etc..
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Get the National slap a ginger on her ass mug.Girl 1: “OMG it’s October 20th and I still haven’t sent Kenneth Nudes”
Girl 2: “Girl it’s National Send Kenneth Nudes day you gotta hurry”
Girl 2: “Girl it’s National Send Kenneth Nudes day you gotta hurry”
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