New York Taco

When you shit on a woman's chest. and then proceed to titty-fuck her.

"After we got back to her place, I gave that bitch a New York Taco."

by Reverend Mexicoy May 19, 2010

Made Some New Friends

A euphemism for being warned to stop what you're doing by the police. Used when retelling stories as an inside joke in mixed company.

Mom: How was your night?

Will: We hung around downtown for a while, messed around, went back to Hank's house.

Hade: Yeah, we made some new friends too.

by PlutoRoman June 15, 2010

Half hour news hour

A conservative comedy show on the "neutral" FOX news network.

A good example of epic fail.

Person A: Did you see that recent episode of the half hour news hour?

Person B: Yea those idiots have the humor level of a 3rd grader.

by anonymous6812 April 7, 2008

New Freedom Railroad Spike

Sticking your thumb in a girls butt while doing her doggystyle, then smashing your hand with your other hand, while on the RailTrail in Southern York County, PA.

After a couple of drinks @ the Hodle, Stacy and I took a hike on the trail. I starting playing with her ass and then gave her a New Freedom Railroad Spike. She screamed louder than John Henry's hammer.

by MAG-NUM February 25, 2009

New Tidy Town Committee

Killorglin needs a new Tidy Town Commitee. The current TT group have alienised volunteers and our wildly unpopular. Over 50% of the organizations in town now refuse to work with them. Brendan Foley, James Day and Orna Eccles should retire and hand over bank account and social media details so a new group can be elected and hopefully repair the damage the current committee has done.

Killorglin needs a new Tidy Town Committee. They have loss all support and credibility

by Killorglinpetition April 18, 2021

New England Lobster Company

The best shellfish place in the bay area, pretty close to SFO and hotels, 10/10 would recommend.

Person 1: You want to get Shellfish?
Person 2: Sure let's go to Bubba Gumps.
Person 1: No, you fucking idiot, let's get some good lobster at New England Lobster Company!

by Irma_Umgay October 22, 2019

A New York Shoe Shine

When a person from New York obfuscates facts and slows down the search for solutions.

That store manager in the Bronx just told me what I wanted to hear but actually gave me a New York Shoe shine

by Bozman26 June 17, 2012