A James is a pessimistic sneering curmudgeon of a man, often found making cutting remarks about the popular choices of his peers in an echo chamber of his own narcissism
A James can be caring, loving, even altruistic at times but this is merely a veneer to a more irritable pedantic undercurrent that underpins his worldview. A James is loathe to find themselves among the credulous masses, posting old pictures to social media or worse still, posting falsified hyperbolic definitions of their forenames
A James is stoic, unmoved by contemporary culture and a bastion for the virtues espoused by previous generations. They are most likely to be seen drinking sparkling water without irony and waxing lyrical about the smell of book pages. Do not approach a James without caution, their general acidity (physically, vocally, emotionally, mentally) is known to upset even the most unfaltering PH levels amongst biological sentients. They generally like order, they dislike waffles
A James can be caring, loving, even altruistic at times but this is merely a veneer to a more irritable pedantic undercurrent that underpins his worldview. A James is loathe to find themselves among the credulous masses, posting old pictures to social media or worse still, posting falsified hyperbolic definitions of their forenames
A James is stoic, unmoved by contemporary culture and a bastion for the virtues espoused by previous generations. They are most likely to be seen drinking sparkling water without irony and waxing lyrical about the smell of book pages. Do not approach a James without caution, their general acidity (physically, vocally, emotionally, mentally) is known to upset even the most unfaltering PH levels amongst biological sentients. They generally like order, they dislike waffles
by The Afatar November 23, 2021
by Bob828 August 16, 2024
He is the best person you will ever meet and he will treat you like a princess and he is so protective. if you ever manage to get a James never let him go because you will instantly regret it. you'll thank me later and also i love you James forever and always :)
by person who loves their ex :) September 14, 2021
james is the kindest person you will ever meet. you would see him across the room and suddenly you would forget how to breathe as you feel butterflies in your stomach. his eyes are your favourite thing about him closely followed by the fact that hearing his voice is better than hearing your favourite song. i fell for james. i stay up all night thinking abt him and what we could’ve been. i think i love james but idk how he’d react if i told him. james is also the prettiest guy you’ve ever seen even tho your friends call him ugly. if you ever meet a james in your life, you’re lucky to have him!! x
friend: who did you just smile at?
me: oh this guy called james
friend: oh ok, how do u know him?
me: we have history <3
me: oh this guy called james
friend: oh ok, how do u know him?
me: we have history <3
by @nonym0_s July 23, 2022
That black hole is James backpack
by Mr. Eli October 27, 2022
He has a mega penis and all the girls love him. He has such dreamy eyes, mega muscles and is incredibly sexy. Any girl has a crush on him. He is also extremely intelligent.
by loldude420 December 06, 2021
by MoUseGuTz9 August 08, 2022