James

james is a very very very very very very very very very very very cool person and has a penis the size of 300 meters and an absurd amount of hoes that are sucking his succulent cock
wow look at all those hoes sucking his cock that must be a James
by comunistcummer June 13, 2023
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James Wilkinson

James is a skinny twig-like figure and his residence in Spain is his only personality trait. He had an interesting run in a relationship with a certain someone that left him determined to improve his figure - we are yet to see improvements. One thing James cannot improve is his micropenis. James spends most of his time posting about the gym on his private story and losing games ( currently among us ) which is a prime source of entertainment for a lot of people. If u are ever to encounter this interesting being it is advised you stay away as the strong stench of paella may be damaging to those around him and if already in contact it is advised you break away immediatly.
You: Oh, who is that skinny lanky Spanish fuck over there ??
Me: Oh no it's James Wilkinson. RUNAWAY!!
by JudeT7 October 21, 2020
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James

James will be the guy who is in love with your best friend but won’t admit it .
by Brooke the best girl ever January 28, 2022
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The act of a male claiming to be gay to a female they are interested in, to try and seduce the female into converting said male into being straight (or bi) and trying to get with you.

As James Charles likes to try and turn men from straight to gay, the reverse James Charles goes the other way!
Her: Hey you look handsome tonight
Him: Thank you so much babe, did you know I'm gay?
Her: Ohh noo that's such a shame I think you look really hot, are you fully gay?
Him: I mean I think I'm sure I'm fully gay
Her: Maybe I'll show you what it's like to be with a girl so you can make your mind up ;)
Him: I just successfully used The Reverse James Charles on you, now let's make up my mind
by Chames Jarles September 27, 2021
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James

James is a very bad bad boy and is diagnosed with Erectile dysfunction (ED) and ASD( autism spectrum disorder)

No sperm cell for you (todd shouted)
I wish I wasn’t like a JAMES
by NICKher the third October 4, 2023
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Pulling a James

One who lies about having cancer to their loved ones.
Is she planning to dump you? Pull a James.

Do you trust him? Is he pulling a James?
by Hortonz March 24, 2022
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James

James a amazing person very handsome and beautiful a man that cares for you and doesn’t matter how pretty you are he loves you for your personality if you manage to get a James never let him go he is a good person and will always care and understand you Occasionally friendly and funny and hides potentially charming qualities however is largely offensive and short tempered with a tendency to spout expletives and insults at any given opportunity who tries to be a nice guy but doesn't understand how to socialize properly resulting on him getting rejected and usually isolated, also James's tend to have anger issues resulting in him being mocked after having an outburst. Wonderfully handsome and incredibly sexy, he oozes sex appeal. Often brilliant at making love. Sometimes too easily led astray but quick to realise his mistakes and try to make amends. Very intelligent. Sometimes pompous but not overly so. Sensitive. Funny. Brave. Strong. Gorgeous. Loves Anime. A brilliant father.
yo it's james in the house!
by NycDragon327 September 14, 2021
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