John

a chubby kid who twerks for fun

that guy is a John

by sano's bf July 14, 2025

John hardy

A gay guy who sucks lots of penis fron the back

John hardy sucks penis

by Historian121 May 27, 2019

John

A goddamn bully, doesn’t like Apple products and is a lover of fried chicken

Everyone needs a John in their lives

by Roobee11 August 4, 2020

On John cross

When someone really ain’t believing you or felling you hit em with the on John cross because some people don’t be felling on god

Leyton-Aye I got to dog pregnant

Lukas-No you didn’t

Leyton-on John cross I did

by Leyton Richland September 25, 2020

john

john is a boy from Sudan who always has Yongo he can lie like the devil and he his very tall and is fine looking

john

by cyrus james August 8, 2019

eat my john

The equivalent to "suck my dick."

"Dude you suck at Mario Kart"
"Eat my john."

by Nerf or Nothing96 January 16, 2018

John

John is a unique human being, they are mostly born in Autumn falls or Winter, he makes mistakes and realises his mistakes as soon as possible, John is Very handsome pure hearted dude who wants nothing in life but true Love, he's been wishing to find the girl of his Dreams. Be assured John's are never unlucky

Stranger: Hey you know someone named John around here??
John: My name is John
Stranger: OMG you are what I'm looking for handsome!!

by Greek Myths November 28, 2021